John Connor
Lifer
How about this method?
How about this method?
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I'm a vegan so I never need to wipe my ass. All the kale and granola pops out smoothly with no mess - 100% natural!
Agreed, OP.
I prefer the kind of "commercial" TP you find in public restrooms. Not only is it cheaper, but it doesn't break up and leave debris when in use. There is no need for super soft toilet paper, and I think the desire for it is mostly a response conditioned by marketing. Does your asshole HURT if you don't use soft toilet paper? No, it doesn't.
That will help remove the dingleberries that accumulated from years of using soft toilet paper! :biggrin::thumbsup:
Does your asshole HURT if you don't use soft toilet paper? No, it doesn't.
This thread is hilarious!
This thread is hilarious!
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I don't use tissue paper..... 😉
That is the most ass backward way I've seen to take a shit. And I thought Muslims only did that, seriously! They can only wipe with the left hand and sit like that then they have to say a prayer afterwords.
amazing that it took this long for the 3 seashells to come up.
I ............I don't know how to use the 3 seashells.😳
I've never heard of it but I'm pretty sure it's the same as the old "three dried corn cobbs" that they still sell at some truck stops (novelty, I hope).