<< The answer, Ms eakers, is that you are an idiot. You are an attention whore, geez. You aren't worth paying attention to. You are like an empty shell, a flat sockerball, hardly worth kiking around. You don't want a nice guy, you don't even deserve a nice guy. What nice guy would even look at you. Stick with the dirt, baby, because when Mr. Dirtbag dumps you in the gutter it won't be a big fall and you won't get hurt. Any nice guy that dumped you would break your little thumper. Then you'd have to face the fact that the problem's not the asshole he is, but the one you are.
By the way, don't get any ideas about dating me. The lines out the door. >>
Translation: Im a dirt whore bag and I know just how you feel. Ive eated dirt ohhhh too many times in this worthless life of mine.
Oh and that line up, its leaving not coming!