Why do have to sign restricted access form to buy Vinegar?

[ElFenix]

the lulz are outstanding

 

[effowe]

My guess is the store employees are ATOTers and thought "hey watch this"

If you saw the store employees, you wouldn't think this. For example, the person that checked me out was a black girl with tattoos.

 

[runzwithsizorz]

(It is my opinion that) Dave will sue you for libel, because he (is alleged to have) threatened that before when others have documented his descent into (alleged) insanity.

Well Simon, I have to disagree with you. I thought he had the whole, tippy-toe, side-step, soft-shoe, dance-around, tread lightly, song, and dance routine down pat, so I vote yes, you're through to the next round Mugs.

 

[shiner]

(It is my opinion that) Dave will sue you for libel, because he (is alleged to have) threatened that before when others have documented his descent into (alleged) insanity.

I have a feeling my attorney is better than any pro bono one he could come up with.

 

[CPA]

If you saw the store employees, you wouldn't think this. For example, the person that checked me out was a black girl with tattoos.

hot.

 

[OutHouse]

hot.

hahaha

freak

 

[shiner]

There's nothing to prove, that's the same Vinegar that popped up for an ID scan and sign restricted form for.

There's no answer other than this strange shit happened only to me.

Like you guys always say, I'm special, you are not.

 

[shiner]

If you saw the store employees, you wouldn't think this. For example, the person that checked me out was a black girl with tattoos.

So what you're saying is John Mayer wouldn't be interested?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

There's nothing to prove, that's the same Vinegar that popped up for an ID scan and sign restricted form for.

There's no answer other than this strange shit happened only to me.

Like you guys always say, I'm special, you are not.

its only a couple of bucks do it again take pics.

 

[sdifox]

its only a couple of bucks do it again take pics.

He can always return the product no?

 

[TheRickRoller]

He can always return the product no?

Are you kidding? He already had to sign to buy it, imagine the paperwork to return it!

 

[sdifox]

Are you kidding? He already had to sign to buy it, imagine the paperwork to return it!

But he would prove he is not bullshitting on ATOT!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Dave probably forgot to mention he bought Sudafed also.

 

[dmcowen674]

Dave probably forgot to mention he bought Sudafed also.

No it was grocery run ahead of the storm

 

[nick1985]

No it was grocery run ahead of the storm

And you had to stock up on vinegar?

 

[dmcowen674]

And you had to stock up on vinegar?

For my salad, yes.

 

[Soundmanred]

I am so glad this douchebag doesn't live near me anymore.
One of the saddest people on the internet, hands down.

 

[shiner]

And you had to stock up on vinegar?

Do you expect them to go through a snowstorm with that not so fresh feeling?

 

[Capt Caveman]

For my salad, yes.

And neither you nor your wife asked why? Why don't you call the store and ask why?

 

[nick1985]

I am so glad this douchebag doesn't live near me anymore.
One of the saddest people on the internet, hands down.

Now he lives by me

/wrists

 

[shiner]

And neither you nor your wife asked why?

To be fair I would imagine it is difficult to talk with a mouthful of Twinkies

Why don't you call the store and ask why?

Because they have his phone tapped.

 

[Sinsear]

Epic


Another thread for file in Dave's catalog of lies

 

[Thump553]

Maybe law makers read the saga of Vinegar Boy.

Absolutely hilarious from beginning to end. Even somewhat on point-I wonder if Dave was really going to drink that vinegar.

 

[StageLeft]

And you had to stock up on vinegar?

Obviously you've never been in a storm because if you had you'd KNOW that you DO NOT face a winter storm without a Storm Salad.

Now he lives by me

/wrists

He'll lose this job pretty soon and then move again.

 

[TallBill]

Now he lives by me

/wrists

Can I has your WW2 helmets?