Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: manowar821
I don't want anyone to get jealous and try to "devour my member to obtain it's power".
Jokes aside, I don't like to stand while I pee, it's physically uncomfortable. I also like being alone, to begin with, so peeing alone is even better. I can aim, too. Eh, I'll use the urinals once in a while, when I'm in a rush, it's not that big of a deal.
You really want to prove you can aim? Use the urinal and stall simultaneously. Go into the stall, sit down, and arc your stream over the wall into an adjacent urinal. Bonus point if there is at least one additional stall between you and the urinal. Another point if there's someone using it.
Bathroom games are fun. I remember in grade school, we would see how far away from the urinal we could get and still make it (these were floor length). One guy was able to do it straddling a toilet on the opposite wall of the bathroom, probably about 12-14 feet away. It was probably best there were no male teachers to walk in on that sort of behavior... Incidentally, the kid that could do that was a junior track and field star, ninth fastest in the US. He was completely ripped; his biceps were literally spherical, a little bigger than a tennis ball. And this was 4th grade, so he was like, what, 9? 9 year olds aren't supposed to look like that. Shit was crazy.