Why am I a gay magnet?

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
I am confident enough to say Brad Pitt is hot and Judd Law has eyes you could just fall into...ahh sh*t I am gay!

No, be really I'm secure enough with my 5 ft e-penis to give credit where it is due.

dude..that was so gay....


come back when you're a man..then we'll show you the falacy of the scared phallus

 

[JulesMaximus]

You're not as straight as they come. You're as gay as they come. Just admit it already and save us these stupid posts.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Not everyone will desert you.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Your ejac target mode is set to mangina.

 

[Ulfwald]

Go bi, You double your chances of getting laid.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Nobody said pics yet?

The OP.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

 

[Kalbi]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
So I am about as straight as they come. I joke about guys being hot and stuff to get a laugh from the gals. First there was the gay roommates, then the gay coworkers, now the gay guy in my class. He seemed pretty bummed when he found out I was straight. I just don't get it. Why do I not draw hot women like I do guys? I don't dress that well either, occasionally maybe, but usually not. How can I turn this to my advantage aka getting more chicks than guys?

Your classmate was bummed when he found out you choose to kiss and buttsecks men?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Nobody said pics yet?

The OP.

Dude, that's really gay.

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Nobody said pics yet?

The OP.

lol

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

Agreed, he should just come out already. :laugh:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: akubi

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Nobody said pics yet?

The OP.

lol

Now that's gay! :laugh:

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
So I am about as straight as they come. I joke about guys being hot and stuff to get a laugh from the gals. First there was the gay roommates, then the gay coworkers, now the gay guy in my class. He seemed pretty bummed when he found out I was straight. I just don't get it. Why do I not draw hot women like I do guys? I don't dress that well either, occasionally maybe, but usually not. How can I turn this to my advantage aka getting more chicks than guys?

Wow, that sounds like a line from Mr. Garrison on Southpark.

1. Straight guys *don't* make jokes about guys being hot. Straight guys don't care and don't know if females find certain guys attractive or not.

2. Straight guys don't realize whether or not they "dress that well either."

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

Agreed, he should just come out already. :laugh:

As long as he learns his place in the GAYTOT hierarchy. I've had it up to here with OT queens steppin' out of line on me.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: Stiganator
So I am about as straight as they come. I joke about guys being hot and stuff to get a laugh from the gals. First there was the gay roommates, then the gay coworkers, now the gay guy in my class. He seemed pretty bummed when he found out I was straight. I just don't get it. Why do I not draw hot women like I do guys? I don't dress that well either, occasionally maybe, but usually not. How can I turn this to my advantage aka getting more chicks than guys?

Wow, that sounds like a line from Mr. Garrison on Southpark.

1. Straight guys *don't* make jokes about guys being hot. Straight guys don't care and don't know if females find certain guys attractive or not.

2. Straight guys don't realize whether or not they "dress that well either."

Sorry, professor, you're wrong. You can stereotype all you want, but that does not mean the OP conforms.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

Agreed, he should just come out already. :laugh:

As long as he learns his place in the GAYTOT hierarchy. I've had it up to here with OT queens steppin' out of line on me.

hahahahaha good luck with that, darlin'

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: Stiganator
So I am about as straight as they come. I joke about guys being hot and stuff to get a laugh from the gals. First there was the gay roommates, then the gay coworkers, now the gay guy in my class. He seemed pretty bummed when he found out I was straight. I just don't get it. Why do I not draw hot women like I do guys? I don't dress that well either, occasionally maybe, but usually not. How can I turn this to my advantage aka getting more chicks than guys?

Wow, that sounds like a line from Mr. Garrison on Southpark.

1. Straight guys *don't* make jokes about guys being hot. Straight guys don't care and don't know if females find certain guys attractive or not.

2. Straight guys don't realize whether or not they "dress that well either."

That's ridiculous. Both of those revolve around being self-conscious. You don't have to be gay or straight, a guy or a girl to try to understand what the opposite sex likes.

 

[Stiganator]

wow I didn't see that pic half way up, very gay. Sorry but I have the one weiner rule. Guys just don't do it for me. I also think I have the yellow fever since asian gals seem to pique my interest more so than any other, but I don't discriminate, I'm an equal opportunity penis. Well no I take that back. I don't like dudes or african chicks really. Don't know why.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

Agreed, he should just come out already. :laugh:

As long as he learns his place in the GAYTOT hierarchy. I've had it up to here with OT queens steppin' out of line on me.

Whoa, you're still here? I thought Ryan had you banished...

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

Agreed, he should just come out already. :laugh:

As long as he learns his place in the GAYTOT hierarchy. I've had it up to here with OT queens steppin' out of line on me.

Whoa, you're still here? I thought Ryan had you banished...

You know that our community will never cease to exist.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

Agreed, he should just come out already. :laugh:

As long as he learns his place in the GAYTOT hierarchy. I've had it up to here with OT queens steppin' out of line on me.

I think I hear some Ryan-envy....

 

[Stiganator]

is Ryan a mod or something?

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

Agreed, he should just come out already. :laugh:

As long as he learns his place in the GAYTOT hierarchy. I've had it up to here with OT queens steppin' out of line on me.

Whoa, you're still here? I thought Ryan had you banished...

You know that our community will never cease to exist.

Originally posted by: Stiganator
is Ryan a mod or something?

Nah, nah, not like that -- because Ryan's the new "hot gay" on ATOT. So much cooler than Nebor, ya know?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
is Ryan a mod or something?

lol... he can mod you

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

That's just bad advice.

Agreed, he should just come out already. :laugh:

As long as he learns his place in the GAYTOT hierarchy. I've had it up to here with OT queens steppin' out of line on me.

I think I hear some Ryan-envy....

Maybe you should start sucking teh cawks. I can tell you which one to start with.