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Why am I a gay magnet?

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Stiganator

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So I am about as straight as they come. I joke about guys being hot and stuff to get a laugh from the gals. First there was the gay roommates, then the gay coworkers, now the gay guy in my class. He seemed pretty bummed when he found out I was straight. I just don't get it. Why do I not draw hot women like I do guys? I don't dress that well either, occasionally maybe, but usually not. How can I turn this to my advantage aka getting more chicks than guys?
 
BTW It doesn't bother me. I love gay guys, keeps the eligible number of the girls at my parties way, way up. The thing that bothers me is the fact that I attract gay guys, not that they're gay. That should prevent flames, I hope.
 
Use it to your advantage....it works wonders...

1) Get closer to the ladies
2) the dudes buy you stuff
3) the girls will feel uncomfortable when they find out that you are not gay. Don't fret. Act calm and appeal to their emotiosn and you are set😀

Works wonders!

That said, be careful or said procedure with fvk you over😀
 
Originally posted by: Stiganator
So I am about as straight as they come. I joke about guys being hot and stuff to get a laugh from the gals. First there was the gay roommates, then the gay coworkers, now the gay guy in my class. He seemed pretty bummed when he found out I was straight. I just don't get it. Why do I not draw hot women like I do guys? I don't dress that well either, occasionally maybe, but usually not. How can I turn this to my advantage aka getting more chicks than guys?
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ok, lol, you start off by saying that you're uber straight then in the next statement explain how you pander to the feminine sex at the expense of your sexuality. you are definitly not "as straight as they come." admit it, your bicurious.
 
I am confident enough to say Brad Pitt is hot and Judd Law has eyes you could just fall into...ahh sh*t I am gay!

No, be really I'm secure enough with my 5 ft e-penis to give credit where it is due.
 
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