Why am I a gay magnet?

[Stiganator]

So I am about as straight as they come. I joke about guys being hot and stuff to get a laugh from the gals. First there was the gay roommates, then the gay coworkers, now the gay guy in my class. He seemed pretty bummed when he found out I was straight. I just don't get it. Why do I not draw hot women like I do guys? I don't dress that well either, occasionally maybe, but usually not. How can I turn this to my advantage aka getting more chicks than guys?

 

[IAteYourMother]

stop acting gay

 

[BigJ]

Just come out of the closet already.

 

[tami]

pics?!

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
stop acting gay

lmao, QFT

 

[Stiganator]

BTW It doesn't bother me. I love gay guys, keeps the eligible number of the girls at my parties way, way up. The thing that bothers me is the fact that I attract gay guys, not that they're gay. That should prevent flames, I hope.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Maybe they know something you don't?
Tas.

 

[Stiganator]

balls, that was fast!

 

[mugs]

You're gay, you just don't realize it yet. They can tell though.

 

[myusername]

Hey stiganator. Word around ATOT is that you have a fat cock ...

 

[thirdlegstump]

What do you look like anyway? Show us your hot shaved butt.

 

[Sluggo]

I love gay guys

They just want to return the love

 

[Lyfer]

You have a plentiful resource, gay guys, why do don't use this resource? JOIN THEM.

 

[hjo3]

It's probably the lisp and hot pink speedos. Butch it up a bit, dude.

 

[Goosemaster]

Use it to your advantage....it works wonders...

1) Get closer to the ladies
2) the dudes buy you stuff
3) the girls will feel uncomfortable when they find out that you are not gay. Don't fret. Act calm and appeal to their emotiosn and you are set

Works wonders!

That said, be careful or said procedure with fvk you over

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Nobody said pics yet?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

when in doubt, whip it out

 

[z0mb13]

the gaydar is never wrong!!

ask nebor!

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
Nobody said pics yet?

Originally posted by: tami
pics?!

helps if you read the thread jacka$$

to the OP, ask the gay guys. they can help you get mad wimmins cause they can set girls up with anyone

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
So I am about as straight as they come. I joke about guys being hot and stuff to get a laugh from the gals. First there was the gay roommates, then the gay coworkers, now the gay guy in my class. He seemed pretty bummed when he found out I was straight. I just don't get it. Why do I not draw hot women like I do guys? I don't dress that well either, occasionally maybe, but usually not. How can I turn this to my advantage aka getting more chicks than guys?

ok, lol, you start off by saying that you're uber straight then in the next statement explain how you pander to the feminine sex at the expense of your sexuality. you are definitly not "as straight as they come." admit it, your bicurious.

 

[GeekDrew]

Perhaps you're simply more attractive to men than women? :-

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:camera:s?

- M4H

 

[Nitemare]

Maybe you should stop sucking teh cawks...

 

[Stiganator]

I am confident enough to say Brad Pitt is hot and Judd Law has eyes you could just fall into...ahh sh*t I am gay!

No, be really I'm secure enough with my 5 ft e-penis to give credit where it is due.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Just wondering if you're the type who "accidentally" slips things in there and go to the doctors with a show and tell