Who has done hookers here?

[lupi]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: lupi
I heard for an extra $500 in vegas you can ride the backdoor highway.

that's a lot of money to stick your dick in some whore's shithole.

lose a zero and we're in business

@ OP: never had a hooker

well he had bought her for the enitre night, so that was probably the hourly rate * how ever many hours she was playing sperm blanket for.

 

[Rage187]

my best friend used to get call girls weekly. said it was cheaper then dating. He paid $70 ish every time and I don't know if he tipped.

Anyways..

He had a buddy who would crash at his house, sleep on his couch and eat his food. I hung out with them until my friend said he was getting a call girl so I left him and his buddy alone. The next day I talked to him and asked how it went, here is the actual conversation:

Me: Get your money's worth?
Mike: I did and I also paid for Brian's girl.
Me: How much was your's?
Mike: $70
Me: Then how much was Brian's?
Mike: $35
Me: What was the difference between your girl and his?
Mike: Chipped teeth.
Me:....

 

[DayLaPaul]

Is she still a ho if you stiffed her?

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: DayLaPaul
Is she still a ho if you stiffed her?

Better hope she don't have no pimp to bust a cap in yo ass.

 

[alkemyst]

There are good and bad hookers, like any other worker.

 

[lupi]

Originally posted by: Rage187
my best friend used to get call girls weekly. said it was cheaper then dating. He paid $70 ish every time and I don't know if he tipped.

Anyways..

He had a buddy who would crash at his house, sleep on his couch and eat his food. I hung out with them until my friend said he was getting a call girl so I left him and his buddy alone. The next day I talked to him and asked how it went, here is the actual conversation:

Me: Get your money's worth?
Mike: I did and I also paid for Brian's girl.
Me: How much was your's?
Mike: $70
Me: Then how much was Brian's?
Mike: $35
Me: What was the difference between your girl and his?
Mike: Chipped teeth.
Me:....

lol, as someone once said; if you're getting a girl down there in tijuana, make sure you double wrap it and put a little bengay in between. That way if the outer one breaks you'll get plenty of warning.

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: preslove
If the exchange rate hadn't been so pathetic when I went to amsterdam, I might have considered it.

Fucking Bush :|

That's a poor, poor alternative. :Q

 

[alkemyst]

double wrapping is more unreliable than just using a fucking condom the right way. If you are getting laid for $70/pop chances are whatever you are wrapping up with is not going to be enough.

 

[DVad3r]

I haven't, but I'm thinking about it. Dating is pretty expensive, you would probably save some money getting a hooker.

 

[RichardE]

If you look decent and have some flame of personality you should be able to get laid every weekend easily. Quit being so scared of rejection :laugh:

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
I haven't, but I'm thinking about it. Dating is pretty expensive, you would probably save some money getting a hooker.

dating is really only expensive for chumps. Once you get serious then it's time to spend the dough.

Dates are usually dutch, unless she is freaking smoking...a few drinks, etc. You get to nail her Friday-Sunday for about $200 or so buck. A decent hooker will AT LEAST set you back $150-200/hour and may just be oral.

High end hookers are great for dudes with a ton of cash and little time/desire for a sure thing.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: DVad3r
I haven't, but I'm thinking about it. Dating is pretty expensive, you would probably save some money getting a hooker.

dating is really only expensive for chumps. Once you get serious then it's time to spend the dough.

Dates are usually dutch, unless she is freaking smoking...a few drinks, etc. You get to nail her Friday-Sunday for about $200 or so buck. A decent hooker will AT LEAST set you back $150-200/hour and may just be oral.

High end hookers are great for dudes with a ton of cash and little time/desire for a sure thing.

Speaking from experience?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: DVad3r
I haven't, but I'm thinking about it. Dating is pretty expensive, you would probably save some money getting a hooker.

dating is really only expensive for chumps. Once you get serious then it's time to spend the dough.

Dates are usually dutch, unless she is freaking smoking...a few drinks, etc. You get to nail her Friday-Sunday for about $200 or so buck. A decent hooker will AT LEAST set you back $150-200/hour and may just be oral.

High end hookers are great for dudes with a ton of cash and little time/desire for a sure thing.

200$? fuck..

15$ for your beers, 15-20$ for a few drinks for her, cab home is 20 max..and bam, done.

Unless you are buying gold dipped platinum condoms..no idea how you spend 200$

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: DVad3r
I haven't, but I'm thinking about it. Dating is pretty expensive, you would probably save some money getting a hooker.

dating is really only expensive for chumps. Once you get serious then it's time to spend the dough.

Dates are usually dutch, unless she is freaking smoking...a few drinks, etc. You get to nail her Friday-Sunday for about $200 or so buck. A decent hooker will AT LEAST set you back $150-200/hour and may just be oral.

High end hookers are great for dudes with a ton of cash and little time/desire for a sure thing.

Speaking from experience?

I haven't had to pay anyone for sex if that's what you are asking, but I know people that have been on both sides of those transactions.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: RichardE

200$? fuck..

15$ for your beers, 15-20$ for a few drinks for her, cab home is 20 max..and bam, done.

Unless you are buying gold dipped platinum condoms..no idea how you spend 200$

Really depends on what you are drinking, beers here are usually $6-8 a piece, mixed drinks $12 or so. Top shelf/good wines can be $15-25 easy.

An average dinner will set you back $40-50 (drinks separate). The $200 is a sort of max, if the date is dragging on but you feel chances are high to score. If it's getting more than that I just cut my losses. I know dudes that think nothing of dropping $500-1000 on a date though. I am not that level of baller.

The quickest has been one time were we didn't even finish our drinks and just went to a couch in the club, then to the beach, then to the front of her friends house.....I freaking didn't even remember her name.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: RichardE

200$? fuck..

15$ for your beers, 15-20$ for a few drinks for her, cab home is 20 max..and bam, done.

Unless you are buying gold dipped platinum condoms..no idea how you spend 200$

Really depends on what you are drinking, beers here are usually $6-8 a piece, mixed drinks $12 or so. Top shelf/good wines can be $15-25 easy.

An average dinner will set you back $40-50 (drinks separate). The $200 is a sort of max, if the date is dragging on but you feel chances are high to score. If it's getting more than that I just cut my losses. I know dudes that think nothing of dropping $500-1000 on a date though. I am not that level of baller.

The quickest has been one time were we didn't even finish our drinks and just went to a couch in the club, then to the beach, then to the front of her friends house.....I freaking didn't even remember her name.

Oh makes sense now.

I usually just take home chicks from the clubs

 

[DVad3r]

Sure you can pick up a chick for cheap, I never said things like that don't work out. But sometimes when faced with the effort and luck that goes into it, a hooker is a viable option. Not that I have had one yet.

Beers here are 6-7 bucks. Dinner is at least 50 bucks. Let's say you skip dinner and just spend time at the bar/club, you will blow another 50 easy. Anywhere I go out I basically drop $ 100, whether it be date, friends, even alone, I like to have a good time and I'm not skimpy.

That's why I try to go to as many private parties or gatherings as I can. BBQ's, house parties, etc. Those work out better than the clubs.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Sure you can pick up a chick for cheap, I never said things like that don't work out. But sometimes when faced with the effort and luck that goes into it, a hooker is a viable option. Not that I have had one yet.

Beers here are 6-7 bucks. Dinner is at least 50 bucks. Let's say you skip dinner and just spend time at the bar/club, you will blow another 50 easy. Anywhere I go out I basically drop $ 100, whether it be date, friends, even alone, I like to have a good time and I'm not skimpy.

That's why I try to go to as many private parties or gatherings as I can. BBQ's, house parties, etc. Those work out better than the clubs.

or if ur rich... a heather mills = 50 million
thats a life time of the higher class hookers lol

 

[Lucky777]

Who wants to be arrested?