Who has done hookers here?

[rbV5]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't like this thread.

Just answer the question! How many hookers have you done?

In Socialist Portland, Hookers do YOU!!

 

[LS21]

i would but i dont want to pay for it

 

[preslove]

If the exchange rate hadn't been so pathetic when I went to amsterdam, I might have considered it.

Fucking Bush :|

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

Dammit, it's people like you who pay for hookers with credit, instead of cash, who are responsible for this economic situation.

Finances are like sex with a hooker when she's having her period - you really want to stay out of the red.
Flip her over, and enjoy the black instead.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I always figured things would feel kinda used down there with a workin' girl. I doubt it would be the best lay ever, but I'm not opposed to it if the price is right.

Think about how many times you've stroked the one-eyed monster. Do you think your hand is enlarged, or can't grip as tight after all that? The human body is elastic.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: preslove
Fucking Bush :|

Don't be mad; that's what you're supposed to do with a hooker!

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

Dammit, it's people like you who pay for hookers with credit, instead of cash, who are responsible for this economic situation.

Finances are like sex with a hooker when she's having her period - you really want to stay out of the red.
Flip her over, and enjoy the black instead.

that just rubbed me the wrong way.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

Are you married?

Yes

Then you have directly paid for sex.

I am married but my wife makes about double what i do. So I guess she is directly paying for the sex.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: dougp
<-------- L&R

lol, this topic is about neither love nor relationships.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Does massage with happy endings count?

Only if your balls touch his.

 

[JJ650]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
It's like throwing a hotdog do....ahh forget it, that jokes so old ^_^

Or it would be like screwing a jar of mayonnaise... :Q

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: JJ650

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
It's like throwing a hotdog do....ahh forget it, that jokes so old ^_^

Or it would be like screwing a jar of mayonnaise... :Q

Remind me to never eat a sandwich at your house.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

It's actually cheaper to pay directly.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

It's actually cheaper to pay directly.

how much you charge?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

It's actually cheaper to pay directly.

how much you charge?

I'm free, but if you do it indirectly, you have to pay $75-$100 for a good dinner, $30-$50 movie, $50 for drinks....

...or you can pay $20 for a BJ. Direct is cheaper.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

It's actually cheaper to pay directly.

how much you charge?

I'm free, but if you do it indirectly, you have to pay $75-$100 for a good dinner, $30-$50 movie, $50 for drinks....

...or you can pay $20 for a BJ. Direct is cheaper.

how much for some nekkid pics?

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: JJ650

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
It's like throwing a hotdog do....ahh forget it, that jokes so old ^_^

Or it would be like screwing a jar of mayonnaise... :Q

Remind me to never eat a sandwich at your house.

:laugh:

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

Dammit, it's people like you who pay for hookers with credit, instead of cash, who are responsible for this economic situation.

Finances are like sex with a hooker when she's having her period - you really want to stay out of the red.
Flip her over, and enjoy the black instead.

:laugh:

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

It's actually cheaper to pay directly.

how much you charge?

I'm free, but if you do it indirectly, you have to pay $75-$100 for a good dinner, $30-$50 movie, $50 for drinks....

...or you can pay $20 for a BJ. Direct is cheaper.

:laugh:

 

[mxyzptlk]

Obligatory: you don't pay for the sex, you pay for her to leave afterward.



I had considered it a while ago and even went so far as to browse the Craigslist erotic services section for my city... Never pulled the trigger though. Then I met a girl who gives it up for free and is fun enough to keep around when I'm not sticking it to her.

 

[JJ650]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: JJ650

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
It's like throwing a hotdog do....ahh forget it, that jokes so old ^_^

Or it would be like screwing a jar of mayonnaise... :Q

Remind me to never eat a sandwich at your house.

Oh alright. Fine.

Just don't ask about the mustard....

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: JJ650

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: JJ650

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
It's like throwing a hotdog do....ahh forget it, that jokes so old ^_^

Or it would be like screwing a jar of mayonnaise... :Q

Remind me to never eat a sandwich at your house.

Oh alright. Fine.

Just don't ask about the mustard....

Never eat the salad....all of his cucumbers are hollowed out.

 

[Zolty]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: preslove
Fucking Bush :|

Don't be mad; that's what you're supposed to do with a hooker!

Winnar

 

[biggestmuff]

how old are you?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Zolty

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

Originally posted by: preslove
Fucking Bush :|

Don't be mad; that's what you're supposed to do with a hooker!

Winnar

No, waxed / shaved is a winnar.