Who has done hookers here?

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

That makes sense... cause you pay later when you're diagnosed with HIV.

Because every time you have sex you get HIV?

With a hooker? Hm, I guess not.

 

[SSSnail]

Does massage with happy endings count?

 

[DeadByDawn]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Does massage with happy endings count?

Depends on where it landed. On her, yes it counts. On you, no it doesn't count.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Does massage with happy endings count?

Depends on where it landed. On her, yes it counts. On you, no it doesn't count.

What about half and half?

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: dougp
<-------- L&R

What does doing a hooker have to do with either love or a relationship?



btw-I've never done a hooker, in fact the thing that caused my future wife to take note of me is when a hooker gave a blanket invite to everyone at a party I, from across the room, yelled that if I fucked her she'd be paying me before the end of the night. It got a big laugh and pretty soon I didn't need a hooker.

 

[KeithTalent]

Never have and never will (knowingly). My old roomate used to all the time, but he never brought them home thankfully.

KT

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Does massage with happy endings count?

Depends on where it landed. On her, yes it counts. On you, no it doesn't count.

What about half and half?

LOL

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Does massage with happy endings count?

Depends on where it landed. On her, yes it counts. On you, no it doesn't count.

What about half and half?

Did you clean it up with your tongue?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Does massage with happy endings count?

Depends on where it landed. On her, yes it counts. On you, no it doesn't count.

What about half and half?

Did you clean it up with your tongue?

Unfortunately it was busy elsewhere.

 

[Mrvile]

:thumbsup: I was wondering where this thread was in relation to the other one.

 

[ViviTheMage]

It's like throwing a hotdog do....ahh forget it, that jokes so old ^_^

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Nope. I've never paid directly for sex.

That makes sense... cause you pay later when you're diagnosed with HIV.

Because every time you have sex you get HIV?

You apparently only get HIV if you pay directly for sex, and only then if it's illegal in your area.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: chorb
this thread needs more blowjobs

FTFY.

 

[SagaLore]

I don't like this thread.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: chorb
this thread needs more blowjobs

How about brojobs instead? Much more likely around here I would think.

KT

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't like this thread.

But it like you...:Q

 

[PepePeru]

ladies and gentlemen, Mr James Taylor!

:music:
A prostitute is like any other woman, they all trade something for sex, but they do it well-llllll.
:music:

 

[lupi]

I heard for an extra $500 in vegas you can ride the backdoor highway.

 

[Jabbernyx]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Does massage with happy endings count?

Depends on where it landed. On her, yes it counts. On you, no it doesn't count.

What about half and half?

WTF?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Nope

I've done all my chicks for free (relatively)....

If I had the chance I wouldn't be against it though for the right price

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Jabbernyx

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Does massage with happy endings count?

Depends on where it landed. On her, yes it counts. On you, no it doesn't count.

What about half and half?

WTF?

Nasty blockage... don't ask.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't like this thread.

Why? Did it make you jizz in your pants?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: chorb
this thread needs more blowjobs

How about brojobs instead? Much more likely around here I would think.

KT

Not my scene Keith, but I see what you mean.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't like this thread.

Just answer the question! How many hookers have you done?

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: lupi
I heard for an extra $500 in vegas you can ride the backdoor highway.

that's a lot of money to stick your dick in some whore's shithole.

lose a zero and we're in business

@ OP: never had a hooker