I'm having a hard time figuring this one out, anyone got any ideas?
Both are hellbent on destroying free societies, both ruin people's lives, and both dogmatically believe they're doing the right thing.
It's gotta be those evil excrement grubbing socialists!
Imagine! These despicable people want to reduce the percentage of the nation's GDP (17%

spent on health care and implement real socialized medicine which has been shown to be less expensive and more efficient and superior in every first world nation that has implemented it while providing coverage for 100% of the population. They would also end up eliminating the hundreds of thousands of medical bankrupticies that are filed every year, putting bankruptcy attorneys and judges out of work. On top of that, insurance plan brokers and company benefits plan managers could also end up out of work since businesses would no longer be burdened with insurance concerns. What kinds of evil people would put health insurance executives out on the street without a job? How could they survive if they could no longer purchase yachts with their multi-million dollar salaries that come off the backs of the sick? Oh the humanity!
In other industries the socialists want to tax rich bankers and executives who are paid 500x times what lowly workers are paid, making it harder for them to afford 5 vacation homes and yachts.
Yup. The socialists are evil incarnate.