When you gonna let me tap that?

[Saint Nick]

Girl #2

Me: When you gonna let me tap that???
Her: Excuse me
Me: When you gonna let me tap that ASS??????
Her: Are you serious thats a little graphic i heard you called jackie? Wtf??!
Me: Hell yeah girl when is it gonna go down. And no I didn't call jackie? Wtf? who told you that
Her: Wow gangster cool it i just heard.
Me: Haha but for real! seriously.
Her: Never?...sorry dunno what to tell ya. you sure you didnt call jackie? odd
Me: Damn it! Yeah I am damn sure I didn't call her. Well let me know if you change your mind. You know you want to.
Her: Why are you taunting me all of a sudden just weird is this really even you out so sure to trust with your phone anymore lol
Me: No this is [my name] for sure. [insert irrelevant information proving this is me]
Her: Ok well that makes me feel better. whatre you doing today
Me: Workin right now....and tapping that
Her: Dear god
Me: C'mon!!!!!!! what are you doing?
Her: Just leaving work ready to do who knows what
Me: Oh really? that sounds intriguing. Who knows what huh?


nothing updated so far.....


PROSPECTS ARE GOOD.

 

[Chryso]

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
her: I don't think my new girlfriend would like that

 

[Saint Nick]

Girl #2 resumed...

Me: So how are my prospects?
Her: On?
Me; Tapping that.

 

[nerdress]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: nerdress
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
friend: tap what?
me: tap that
friend: tap plastics?

:roll:

boyfriend: when you gonna let me tap that?
me: i'll try to pencil you in for next thursday

Sacramento?

BTW all, the OP is a dude that's just playing you.

I'm a dude? Shit! And after all those trips to the gyno...no one told me

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: nerdress

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: nerdress
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
friend: tap what?
me: tap that
friend: tap plastics?

:roll:

boyfriend: when you gonna let me tap that?
me: i'll try to pencil you in for next thursday

Sacramento?

BTW all, the OP is a dude that's just playing you.

I'm a dude? Shit! And after all those trips to the gyno...no one told me

I knew I saw a bulge in some of those pics.

 

[nerdress]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: nerdress

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: nerdress
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
friend: tap what?
me: tap that
friend: tap plastics?

:roll:

boyfriend: when you gonna let me tap that?
me: i'll try to pencil you in for next thursday

Sacramento?

BTW all, the OP is a dude that's just playing you.

I'm a dude? Shit! And after all those trips to the gyno...no one told me

I knew I saw a bulge in some of those pics.

The only thing that comforts me about that is that I'm bigger than most of you on here.

Even with just a vagina.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: nerdress

The only thing that comforts me about that is that I'm bigger than most of you on here.

Even with just a vagina.

I may not bottom out, but ive been known to hit the sides.

 

[nerdress]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: nerdress

The only thing that comforts me about that is that I'm bigger than most of you on here.

Even with just a vagina.

I may not bottom out, but ive been known to hit the sides.

One side at a time doesn't constitute "hitting the sides".

 

[ivan2]

i am thinking about a wizard's sleeves right now.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: nerdress

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: nerdress

The only thing that comforts me about that is that I'm bigger than most of you on here.

Even with just a vagina.

I may not bottom out, but ive been known to hit the sides.

One side at a time doesn't constitute "hitting the sides".

jeez wimin are so finnicky

 

[TallBill]

TB: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap it?
Girl: what are you gonna tap?
Girl: your face???
Girl: ok tap it
Girl: and puch it too
Girl: ass hole
Girl: old perv

 

[pray4mojo]

Me: when can i tap that?
Her: anytime...I have herpes tho

 

[MyThirdEye]

Me: Yo gurl, when u gunna let me tap datt
Girl: I turn 16 in 2 weeks.
Me: SHIT
Girl:

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: TallBill
TB: ay girl, when you gonna let me tap it?
Girl: what are you gonna tap?
Girl: your face???
Girl: ok tap it
Girl: and puch it too
Girl: ass hole
Girl: old perv

lol

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: nerdress

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: nerdress

The only thing that comforts me about that is that I'm bigger than most of you on here.

Even with just a vagina.

I may not bottom out, but ive been known to hit the sides.

One side at a time doesn't constitute "hitting the sides".

what if he wiggles back and forth so quickly its as if he's hitting both sides at the same time

 

[Xstatic1]

there is no way i'd ask that without fully expecting to get it.