When you gonna let me tap that?

[Safeway]

Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

 

[GrantMeThePower]

Why does all the fun stuff happen on other forums?

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

youre so getting into a fist fight later!

 

[nerdress]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

Oh shit, you weren't kidding!!

 

[dahunan]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

youre so getting into a fist fight later!

Could be a menage a trois --- potential is there ya know

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
wtf I guess I dont get it?

Same. Looks stupid.

KT

 

[MotF Bane]

The "honestly, why haven't we just had sex?" thread was so much better.

 

[Safeway]

What's a brother got to do for some NSA action. :|

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

youre so getting into a fist fight later!

it's ok, he's gonna pull a gun and curse him out in the middle of the street.

edit: I'll post my results later. currently wasting texts as we speak

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

youre so getting into a fist fight later!

Could be a menage a trois --- potential is there ya know

MMF

 

[nerdress]

me: when are you gonna let me tap that
her: tap what?!
me: tap that
her: LOL
her: tap what?!
me: tap that ass!
her: whhaaaaaaaat
her: lolllll

i love my best friend, lol

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: DLeRium

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

youre so getting into a fist fight later!

it's ok, he's gonna pull a gun and curse him out in the middle of the street.

edit: I'll post my results later. currently wasting texts as we speak

It's what I do best -- second nature by now. Every argument, every disagreement.

 

[SSSnail]

Sorry, but as the founder and ultimate dictator of the ATOT Sexy People Pageant Federation, babe is not declared until next year's democratic voting process. I here by announce that no designated babe exist in this thread. Unless said self proclaimed babe offer up a tap that session. Giggity, alright.

 

[Kadarin]

me: nah girl. I wanna tap that * so hard whoever pulls me out will become the king of england.

:laugh:

 

[Sumguy]

Me: Hey, got time? I need to ask you somethin
Her: Sure, whats up
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Whats the hurry?
Me: I'm a busy man, I need an answer fast. Stuff to do.
Her: LOL

Ended there

SECOND CHICK

Me: Hey I'm gonna axe you a kesh-tin
Her: lol go ahead...
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Its 6 and you're already drunk?
Me: Thats not an answer

She caught on from there lol

 

[Kadarin]

* Me: So when you gonna let me tap dat ass o yours?
* Her: Maybe when you have the bbc to back up your unfortunate use of ebonics.

LOL

 

[buck]

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
her: tomorrow

 

[darkxshade]

Me: yo whas up whas up... wen u gonna let me tap dat?
Her: wtf?
Me: get it while its hot!!!
Her: Is your hand sick of you already?
Me: oh damn woman, that's cold
Her: <3
Me: does that mean I'm gettin me some?
Her: Sure, I've been wanting to field test this new dildo I bought for a while now : )
Me: F U C K T H A T, we done!



edit: damn emoticons

 

[Mo0o]

hmm is this a cruder version of teh "So why haven't we hooked up yet?" meme?

 

[apac]

I like "honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?" better. It's just so much more awkward.

 

[SunSamurai]

btnheazy03 52 points53 points54 points 6 hours ago[-]

incestuous levels are off the charts, according to my incest-o-meter

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TheDentite 36 points37 points38 points 5 hours ago* [+] (9 children)

TheDentite 36 points37 points38 points 5 hours ago* [-]

You spend an awful lot of time working on that meter....

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aligordonx 26 points27 points28 points 4 hours ago[+] (6 children)

aligordonx 26 points27 points28 points 4 hours ago[-]

An awful lot of time to be in that barn... with your sister...

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Entropy 59 points60 points61 points 4 hours ago[+] (5 children)

Entropy 59 points60 points61 points 4 hours ago[-]

How else is he supposed to calibrate it?

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btnheazy03 8 points9 points10 points 3 hours ago[+] (2 children)

btnheazy03 8 points9 points10 points 3 hours ago[-]

ahahaha fuck you guys, i got this off ebay pre-calibrated

 

[pontifex]

this was done months ago but with a different phrase regarding sex. let's see some originality, folks.

oh, and after seeing the OP i can see no one has pointed this out yet.

 

[uclaLabrat]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

youre so getting into a fist fight later!

Could be a menage a trois --- potential is there ya know

MMF

Devil's three way, son

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

Hahaha... :thumbsup:

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: SunSamurai
Nonsense ...

What?