When you gonna let me tap that?

[sunzt]

Here's my results:

Ex gf:

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
(later)
Me: Yo, i asked u a question!
Her: Hahaha! Been there done that ;-)
Me: Damn right! So when you gonna let me tap yo fine az again?
Her: Haha! Well, after that first experience .... never lol
Me: Ooooo major burn...
Me: Its ok, im sure god will forgive u for whatever u were talking to him about that night
Her: Teehee! I try. Well you were a virgin and the only time i talke to him was before you entered ;-)
(long pause)
Her: Speechless

I got pwned....


Girl I used to date:

Me: Yo! When u gonna let me tap that fine az urs?
(I get a phone call a few minutes later from her)
(paraphrasing)
Her: "Um what was that message you sent me? Whats wrong with you?"
Me: "Oh, hey! Yeah, you were supposed to say something entertaining or funny so I could post it up on reddit.com, a website"
Her: *laughter* I thought you were drunk or something
Me: "No, i was just messin with you."
Her: *was talking about something blah blah*
Me: "So you never answered my question..."
Her: "Oh which one do you mean? The message?"
Me: "Yeah, obviously the important one"
Her: (In a sly voice) "Well whenever you come back to [blanked out for my safety]"
Me: *SCORE* !


GF with cold:

(On phone after talking about stuff)
Me: "So when are you gonna let me tap that ass?"
Her: "When I'm not sick anymore"

Score again... but gf score.

 

[TallBill]

I was just gonna ask you the same thing.

 

[sunzt]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

I lol'ed

 

[Duddy]

word word BALLS UP

 

[nerdress]

me: when you gonna let me tap that
friend: what?
me: when. you. gonna. let. me. tap. that.
friend: are you drunk?
me: no?
friend: are you sure?
me: it's an internet meme...
friend: you can tap this anytime you like.
friend: jk i have no idea what meme you talkin bout willis

 

[sunzt]

(after chatting a bit)
Me: oh wait
Me: 1 thing I gotta ask?
Her: yes?
Her: ok
Me: yo, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Whenever
Me:
Her: ok bye
Me: cool i'll ttyl


Wow... that was unexpected... i think i just won...

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Safeway
Me: When are you going to let me tap that?
Her: WTF, are you serious.
Me: Did I stutter?
Her: You know I have a boyfriend, and I am forwarding this to him.
Me: It is an internet meme.
Her: A what? I don't care.
Me: It's a joke.
Her: You still chose me to send it to. What if I said yes?
Me: All the better.

youre so getting into a fist fight later!

Could be a menage a trois --- potential is there ya know

MMF

The proper term is "Devil's Threeway"

 

[DT4K]

OK, this may be old, but it definitely kept me entertained for a few minutes.
I've been married for almost 15 years.


Me: Yo, when u gonna let me tap dat?
Wife: WTF?
Wife: Have you been drinking?
Me: No, why?
Wife: Ok then...you are very strange! Are you on your way home? What are you up to? besides being weird.
Me: No, I'm still at work. I was just thinking about u
Wife: Hmm, I see.
Me: U didnt answer my question.
Wife: I don't know we will have to see.
Me: Aw, come on baby, u know u want me to tap dat.
Wife: Ick! Don't say tap dat or baby! If you talk like that, the answer is no!
Me: Biatch, puhleez
Wife: Omg! Are you fucking kidding me? You actually just called me that? Oh, I have an answer for you! Hell no! Not a snowballs chance in hell!
Me: I luv u baby
Wife: Wtf did I say about calling me baby? Dude, you really don't want any do you?
Me: U know u cant resist
Wife: I think I will be able to,,,,,all I have to do is remember this conversation!

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Alone
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What?
Me: It's a text, just reread it.
Her: Tap what?
Me: That.
Her: Huh?
Me: That ass.
Her: Huh?

My girlfriend is lucky she's hot, 'cause she ain't too bright.

pics?!

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Gf:

me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
*no response*
*she calls 2 hours later but I'm driving*
*I call back, no response, finally find her on my way home from work*
her: Wanna go eat at Gordon Biersch?
me: Where? When? Late night?
*convo goes nowhere...5 hours later she calls again*
her: Why'd you ask me when you can tap that?

FAIL

Girl 1:

me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
her: [insert my gf name] U HOBAG!
me: this isn't [insert my gf]
her: uhhhh

Girl 2:

me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
her: Huh?
me: When are you gonna let me tap that ass?
her: Are you with [insert mutual friend name]
me: Nope.
her: Wtf....
me: I need to know.
her: NEVER!
me: sad =[
her: Wtf hella weird and random
me: Sometimes there's a burning desire to know.
her: who else did you text?
me: Just you. Aren't you feeling special?
her: No. Read my next tweet
*tweet says she's disgusted at me*

Girl 3

me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
her: ????
*calls me, and asks because she heard from girl 2 that someone took my phone and texted people*
me: Uhhh it's an internet meme.

I've wasted enough texts so Girl #4 will be done via AIM. Will report results later.

 

[Dear Summer]

nvm

 

[SunSamurai]

Originally posted by: buck
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
her: tomorrow

Nice mom chat.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
I've wasted enough texts so Girl #4 will be done via AIM. Will report results later.

Jesus, sounds like you tried to infiltrate the circle of trust.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

We should get skim milk aka fritolays to do this.

 

[TehMac]

I would never do this--it's a good way to guarantee never getting laid

 

[Pantlegz]

so far both of mine have failed

the first one.
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: you already did at least twice
me: so? that wasn't my question
her: Lol bored
me: what
her: lol
me: I don't get it
her: why are you asking me that question lol
me: just wondering
her: wow..

and the second:
me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
her: Are you drunk?
me: haha no
her: Ha Ha then u should already know the answer, dummy
me: Huh, I'm not psychic...
her: never!

I fail at getting funny responses

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: TehMac
I would never do this--it's a good way to guarantee never getting laid

Dude, it worked for me. I tapped dat last night.

Of course, we've been married for 15 years, so she doesn't get offended by my attempts at humor.

 

[Saint Nick]

Girl #1:

Me: Yo when you gonna let me tap that?????
Her: what?!
Me: When you gonna let me tap that ????????
Her: never haha

Girl #2:

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: 4-5 days :]

Mild success

I have a few more in the works right now :laugh:

 

[Iron Woode]

Iron Woode: when you gonna let me tap dat?
RichardE(aka Sonz70): tap what?
Iron Woode: that ass.
RichardE(aka Sonz70): got a video card?
Iron Woode: ....

 

[nerdress]

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
friend: tap what?
me: tap that
friend: tap plastics?

:roll:

boyfriend: when you gonna let me tap that?
me: i'll try to pencil you in for next thursday

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
We should have a miss ATOT contest. The women of AT should post pics of themselves and we have a poll to determine Ms. ATOT.
Sadly there would be only 2 or 3 female contestants, a couple of gays in drag, and a hermaphadite.

No fair nominating yourself.

 

[jonks]

1: when you gon let me tap dat?
2: depends, what r u wearing?
1: my robe and wizard hat of course
2: c u in 10



no, this convo did not happen.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: nerdress
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
friend: tap what?
me: tap that
friend: tap plastics?

:roll:

boyfriend: when you gonna let me tap that?
me: i'll try to pencil you in for next thursday

Sacramento?

BTW all, the OP is a dude that's just playing you.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: nerdress
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
friend: tap what?
me: tap that
friend: tap plastics?

:roll:

boyfriend: when you gonna let me tap that?
me: i'll try to pencil you in for next thursday

Sacramento?

BTW all, the OP is a dude that's just playing you.

In that case, is 4:15 open on Thursday?

 

[Iron Woode]

Iron Woode: when you gonna let me tap dat?
Crazy EXGF: tap what?
Iron Woode: that ass.
Crazy EXGF: I'm calling the police!
Iron Woode: OH SH......