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Originally posted by: brtspears2
Screw being cramped up, let it go, and if its going to be a splasher with some extra gas, let it be.

Just dont stand up and proclaim something like "2 sinkers and 3 floaters!"
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
I now have a new mission next time I go to the bathroom in a public stall!!!

Oh, and my response to this question is in this thread. I would assume that's also where dparker got the idea for this thread
 
I can't go in front of people... period. I think it stems from an incident when I was 19 when a couple of black guys started joking around about how I was more hung than they were at one of those "tub" urinals when I was in school. It was really embarrasing... they started harrasing me while in mid stream so I couldn't just walk away. Since then, I can't go at all if someone else is in the bathroom 🙁
 
Hahaha, reminds me of our recent road trip where i had a case of the uh-oh's. My mom and i went into a rest stop restroom, and i passed gas and she started laughing hysterical in the stall next door, and she passed gas as well.. and then i cracked up.. next thing ya know we were both laughing our a$$'s off and passing gas left and right. We couldnt stop laughing.
 
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Hahaha, reminds me of our recent road trip where i had a case of the uh-oh's. My mom and i went into a rest stop restroom, and i passed gas and she started laughing hysterical in the stall next door, and she passed gas as well.. and then i cracked up.. next thing ya know we were both laughing our a$$'s off and passing gas left and right. We couldnt stop laughing.
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Lol! Like mother, like daughter!
 
I feel a little pressure to go into stealth mode but I basically just do my thing. However, I do enjoy my privacy!
 
Uh oh, another Beavis and Butthead flashback:

Beavis: Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa nyaaaahahahaharrararararaa... Dammit!
Butthead: Uhhh... Maybe you should use manners... You know.. Uhh "Please come out my butt"
 
If I'm in a stall and there's someone in the bathroom, I try to avoid making amusing bodily function noises.Otherwise, if I'm at home, it's open season. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I can't go in front of people... period. I think it stems from an incident when I was 19 when a couple of black guys started joking around about how I was more hung than they were at one of those "tub" urinals when I was in school. It was really embarrasing... they started harrasing me while in mid stream so I couldn't just walk away. Since then, I can't go at all if someone else is in the bathroom 🙁
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I would be proud! 😀
 
Originally posted by: dparker
Ok, whenever I use a public restroom (I live in the dorms so the situation will arise frequently) and someone else sits in the stall next to me I can't help but go into stealth mode. I try to be as quite as possible and not make any loud splashes. From another thread others have commented that placed in a similar situation they tend to make as much noise as possible. Which category do you fall under?
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LOL!

Yep, same here.
 
The trick is to FLUSH the toilet right when you either FART or when the shiznit is coming out. This accomplishes several things:

1. It covers any embarrassing noises you make.
2. It gets rid of the bio-load stinking up the restroom.
3. It helps to stop clogging up the toilets.
 
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