When using public restrooms...

UglyCasanova

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Ok, whenever I use a public restroom (I live in the dorms so the situation will arise frequently) and someone else sits in the stall next to me I can't help but go into stealth mode. I try to be as quite as possible and not make any loud splashes. From another thread others have commented that placed in a similar situation they tend to make as much noise as possible. Which category do you fall under?
 

Looney

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I make a lot of noise.. groining, crying, squeeks, and try to push them out as hard as possible so they'll make more noise. Give the guy next to you something to talk about over dinner.
 

MainFramed

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am i the only one whos voted for when that happens it's WW3 in my stall?

edit: im the one that give "public restrooms" that bad rep.
 

PowerMacG5

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I do what I feel like doing. If it is stuck, I make as much noise as is needed to force it out, otherwise I just go about it normally.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: MainFramed
am i the only one whos voted for when that happens it's WW3 in my stall?

edit: im the one that give "public restrooms" that bad rep.

Nope :D
 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: MainFramed am i the only one whos voted for when that happens it's WW3 in my stall? edit: im the one that give "public restrooms" that bad rep.
Nope :D

LOL. I'll make sure to stay far away from you in the public. :p
 

Tab

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Anyone ever been in Southern California? Goto the public restrooms, you WILL die.
 

feralkid

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Could we get a courtesy flush in this thread?






(p.u.)






Thanks, that's better.
 

bolomite

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heh, this reminds me of the first Austin Powers movie, when Mike Myers gets attacked in the restroom stall and is struggling, but Tom Arnold in the next stall thinks he's struggling to take a crap.

"That's right, buddy, you show that turd who's the boss!"
 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: bolomite
heh, this reminds me of the first Austin Powers movie, when Mike Myers gets attacked in the restroom stall and is struggling, but Tom Arnold in the next stall thinks he's struggling to take a crap. "That's right, buddy, you show that turd who's the boss!"

Ha, I didn't even think of that.
 

feralkid

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Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
who makes noise while taking a crap anyways. EAT YOUR FRIGGEN FIBER.








Let's talk about Uranus; I hear it's big and gassy.

 

Lager

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Originally posted by: Moralpanic
I make a lot of noise.. groining, crying, squeeks, and try to push them out as hard as possible so they'll make more noise. Give the guy next to you something to talk about over dinner.


LMFAO!!
 

MainFramed

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Originally posted by: KraziKid
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: MainFramed am i the only one whos voted for when that happens it's WW3 in my stall? edit: im the one that give "public restrooms" that bad rep.
Nope :D

LOL. I'll make sure to stay far away from you in the public. :p


hey its your moms cookies that do that to me ya know......:p
 

brtspears2

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Screw being cramped up, let it go, and if its going to be a splasher with some extra gas, let it be.

Just dont stand up and proclaim something like "2 sinkers and 3 floaters!"