When using public restrooms...

[Regs]

I don't use public restrooms. Feels like im pissing in a horse trough with 8 other horses.

 

[monk3y]

I just continue doing my thing. I'm there for one purpose and I'm not satisfied till it's done

 

[clamum]

Maybe I would be loud but I don't think I could keep the laughter in.

 

[Avatar26]

WHO....DOES.....#...2.....WORK FOR!

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: brtspears2
Screw being cramped up, let it go, and if its going to be a splasher with some extra gas, let it be.

Just dont stand up and proclaim something like "2 sinkers and 3 floaters!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
I now have a new mission next time I go to the bathroom in a public stall!!!

Oh, and my response to this question is in this thread. I would assume that's also where dparker got the idea for this thread

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: feralkid

Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
who makes noise while taking a crap anyways. EAT YOUR FRIGGEN FIBER.

Let's talk about Uranus; I hear it's big and gassy.

LoL

 

[Fritzo]

I can't go in front of people... period. I think it stems from an incident when I was 19 when a couple of black guys started joking around about how I was more hung than they were at one of those "tub" urinals when I was in school. It was really embarrasing... they started harrasing me while in mid stream so I couldn't just walk away. Since then, I can't go at all if someone else is in the bathroom

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Hahaha, reminds me of our recent road trip where i had a case of the uh-oh's. My mom and i went into a rest stop restroom, and i passed gas and she started laughing hysterical in the stall next door, and she passed gas as well.. and then i cracked up.. next thing ya know we were both laughing our a$$'s off and passing gas left and right. We couldnt stop laughing.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Actually, I only use urinals in public bathrooms for sanitary reasons. So I don't have to worry about that.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Hahaha, reminds me of our recent road trip where i had a case of the uh-oh's. My mom and i went into a rest stop restroom, and i passed gas and she started laughing hysterical in the stall next door, and she passed gas as well.. and then i cracked up.. next thing ya know we were both laughing our a$$'s off and passing gas left and right. We couldnt stop laughing.

Lol! Like mother, like daughter!

 

[Flatline]

farting women...every man's fantasy ;-)

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: Flatline
farting women...every man's fantasy ;-)

good thing im married eh?

 

[Mallow]

I feel a little pressure to go into stealth mode but I basically just do my thing. However, I do enjoy my privacy!

 

[Anubis]

I don't think about it and go about my business.

 

[pukemon]

Uh oh, another Beavis and Butthead flashback:

Beavis: Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa nyaaaahahahaharrararararaa... Dammit!
Butthead: Uhhh... Maybe you should use manners... You know.. Uhh "Please come out my butt"

 

[Encryptic]

If I'm in a stall and there's someone in the bathroom, I try to avoid making amusing bodily function noises.Otherwise, if I'm at home, it's open season.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I can't go in front of people... period. I think it stems from an incident when I was 19 when a couple of black guys started joking around about how I was more hung than they were at one of those "tub" urinals when I was in school. It was really embarrasing... they started harrasing me while in mid stream so I couldn't just walk away. Since then, I can't go at all if someone else is in the bathroom

I would be proud!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: dparker
Ok, whenever I use a public restroom (I live in the dorms so the situation will arise frequently) and someone else sits in the stall next to me I can't help but go into stealth mode. I try to be as quite as possible and not make any loud splashes. From another thread others have commented that placed in a similar situation they tend to make as much noise as possible. Which category do you fall under?

LOL!

Yep, same here.

 

[Nitemare]

I pretend that I am Austin Powers and in a Vegas toilet

 

[MrDingleDangle]

i stay pretty quite, but make a some noise at first so that other people know that there is someone else in there

 

[bleeb]

The trick is to FLUSH the toilet right when you either FART or when the shiznit is coming out. This accomplishes several things:

1. It covers any embarrassing noises you make.
2. It gets rid of the bio-load stinking up the restroom.
3. It helps to stop clogging up the toilets.