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What's your favorite euphemism for breasts?

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Was in and out of a thread today where a guy referred to them as "headlights", and after a few times of skimming over the post, it suddenly struck me as very funny.

Other than the unoriginal (boobs, boobies, etc.) what do you call them?

"Headlights" I consider to be when a woman's nipples get hard.

Edit: Then again, as some wise ATOTer once stated, without nipples, breasts would have no point. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: DaShen
Not a breast man myself. Nothing beats a nice smile and an overall healthy figure.

No need to save face, this is the intarwebz, where you can be an ass and it's cool :thumbsup:!

Well, I don't give them a special name, although I think I've said "gazongas" like someone else mentioned in here. Although, when I worked in Virginia, one of my roommates used to always say a girl was "healthy" if she had a voluptuous self. I think I find myself using that more often than not.
 
Originally posted by: Aikouka
Originally posted by: DaShen
Not a breast man myself. Nothing beats a nice smile and an overall healthy figure.

No need to save face, this is the intarwebz, where you can be an ass and it's cool :thumbsup:!

Well, I don't give them a special name, although I think I've said "gazongas" like someone else mentioned in here. Although, when I worked in Virginia, one of my roommates used to always say a girl was "healthy" if she had a voluptuous self. I think I find myself using that more often than not.

😉

I guess it is all the training my mom and sister put me through. They made sure I opened doors and did all the gentlemanly stuff. Now, it is so ingrained in me, that it feels weird to refer to a girl that way. Although I will laugh when someone else says it. Plus every once in a while it is fun to say. You can't be proper all the time. 😛

**EDIT**
Maybe I will give my future wife's "sweater puppies" a nickname. :roll: 😛 😉
 
Magumbos!

From an episode of the Simpsons where Marge "accidently" got a boob job instead of lyposuction.

 
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