What's your favorite euphemism for breasts?

[mb]

funbags

tig-ol-bitties

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Was in and out of a thread today where a guy referred to them as "headlights", and after a few times of skimming over the post, it suddenly struck me as very funny.

Other than the unoriginal (boobs, boobies, etc.) what do you call them?

"Headlights" I consider to be when a woman's nipples get hard.

Edit: Then again, as some wise ATOTer once stated, without nipples, breasts would have no point.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Thelma and Louise

that is cute as hell :laugh:

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: DaShen
Not a breast man myself. Nothing beats a nice smile and an overall healthy figure.

No need to save face, this is the intarwebz, where you can be an ass and it's cool :thumbsup:!

Well, I don't give them a special name, although I think I've said "gazongas" like someone else mentioned in here. Although, when I worked in Virginia, one of my roommates used to always say a girl was "healthy" if she had a voluptuous self. I think I find myself using that more often than not.

 

[meltdown75]

perfect tits in my face.

 

[j00fek]

id get banned if i said it

 

[cKGunslinger]

Jubblies and Jubbly-wubblies are my new favorite terms.

I use tig-ol-bitties on occasion as well.

 

[eleison]

Let me be the first to say:

For all the women replying, picts for said funbags or ban!!!

 

[Darthvoy]

Funbags...
and if they are saggy...rocks in socks

 

[y2kc]

bodacious tatas

 

[Metron]

Marilyns

 

[jupiter57]

K'nockers
Pronounced: kuh-nockers.

 

[troytime]

'personality'
boobsickles
mamma jammas
squeezers
utters
top shelf

 

[Bryophyte]

cans
guns

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: DaShen
Not a breast man myself. Nothing beats a nice smile and an overall healthy figure.

No need to save face, this is the intarwebz, where you can be an ass and it's cool :thumbsup:!

Well, I don't give them a special name, although I think I've said "gazongas" like someone else mentioned in here. Although, when I worked in Virginia, one of my roommates used to always say a girl was "healthy" if she had a voluptuous self. I think I find myself using that more often than not.

I guess it is all the training my mom and sister put me through. They made sure I opened doors and did all the gentlemanly stuff. Now, it is so ingrained in me, that it feels weird to refer to a girl that way. Although I will laugh when someone else says it. Plus every once in a while it is fun to say. You can't be proper all the time.

**EDIT**
Maybe I will give my future wife's "sweater puppies" a nickname. :roll:

 

[Geocentricity]

stress-relieving orbs (like a stress ball - squeeze to relieve stress)

 

[PricklyPete]

jubblies or breasteses

 

[jupiter57]

Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Funbags...
and if they are saggy...rocks in socks

Hey, now!
Don't knock saggy.
Ever had a "saggy" pair?
Oooooh, So soft!

 

[icyroy05]

Sweater meat

 

[Trente]

Balcony

 

[sandorski]

bumpers

 

[Ausm]

rack



Ausm

 

[lokiju]

Magumbos!

From an episode of the Simpsons where Marge "accidently" got a boob job instead of lyposuction.

 

[Jesus the Porkyeti]

knockers, melons, tits

All three are good.

 

[wheresmybacon]

rack
cans