What's your favorite euphemism for breasts?

[Unmoosical]

Bresticals!

 

[MaverickBP]

I call my girls breasts "Baby Feeders"

Of course she's pregnant

 

[PrinceofWands]

This thread has enough pole, now it needs some poll.

 

[IronWing]

Fries.





Next time a person asks "Would you like fries with that?", this will be your secret smile.

 

[Childs]

Knockers. Thats assuming they can actually knock. Otherwise boobies.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Seeing as how the gals here are not posting pics, I will post the first thing I found on google.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hitch_page/25874538/

EDIT:
Please note: You will not have to click very much before you get into some serious NSFW!

WARNING!!! NSFW (depending on policies)

HOLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BATMAN!!!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: sm8000

Originally posted by: resinboy
I heard one the other day that made me laugh- "Meat Curtains" LOL

YGPM

LOL - set 'em straight, sm8000!

 

[IAteYourMother]

tig ol bitties

 

[us3rnotfound]

Bags of sand? :laugh:

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: BillGates
Chesticles.

LOL

 

[DeadByDawn]

Ta Ta's

 

[Saint Nick]

How about...

Breasticles

 

[Chaotic42]

I don't go for the weird names. I call them boobs, and they are a wonderful, wonderful thing.

 

[91TTZ]

please post more pics

hmmyeah

 

[RaistlinZ]

T.O.B.F's.

Tig Ol' Buckin' Fiddies

I dunno where I first heard that one, but it still makes me laugh. :laugh:

 

[MazerRackham]

milkbags

 

[meltdown75]

beautiful lovely boobs poking me in the eye.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
beautiful lovely boobs poking me in the eye.

They make pop-up book porn now?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
T.O.B.F's.

Tig Ol' Buckin' Fiddies

I dunno where I first heard that one, but it still makes me laugh. :laugh:

HAHAHAHA, I can't breathe

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: meltdown75
beautiful lovely boobs poking me in the eye.

They make pop-up book porn now?

just for that, no pics of my insanely hot wife for u!

/pic nazi

 

[evilsaint]

Maybe the search feature is borked again, but uh... hooters anybody?

 

[troytime]

cleavers (when cleavaging)

 

[ForumMaster]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Huge tracts of land

:laugh:

 

[NatePo717]

Text Kinda nsfw due to audio.

 

[Luthien]

My favorite for pancake breasts like you see on national geographic is "flappyJacks."