What's the worst you've ever hurt someone? PHYSICALLY!!!!!!!

[JulesMaximus]

I ate the Fun Mod with some chianti and fartha beens.

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[Promethply]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I ate the Fun Mod with some chianti and fartha beens.

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The OP meant to "hurt physically", not obliterate by poison gas :Q 😛

 

[nakedfrog]

What do you think, these hands have been soaking in Ivory liquid?

 

[Promethply]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What do you think, these hands have been soaking in Ivory liquid?

mayo? It's better than Ivory liquid for your hands 😉

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: meltdown75
after-bar fight with someone. we hurt each other quite a bit. lame.

Yeah I'd have to say that fighting in general = lame....

-Max

that's a big 10-4, but i don't want to say it too loud in this thread or i'll get whooped! 😛

 

[BigToque]

When I was in grade 5, I saw a few of my friends in grade 6 play fighting in the school yard at night. I decided to join.

One kid hit me pretty hard and I went nuts. I threw the guy to the ground a punched him in the head a few times.

As he was getting up I punted him in the face and broke his jaw in like 4 places.

Looking back on it, it certainly wasn't justified and would take it back if I could.

 

[Slvrtg277]

I never hurt anyone too bad, but I guess the worst one was when I was in grade school and the kid down the street kept trying to take my rather large plastic jet toy away from me and he ended up breaking the wing off of it.

He handed the wing to me and said "That's what you get." I hit him on the side of the head with it and gave him a pretty nasty gash.

Got in trouble with the parents for that one.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?

I "think" you "could have" "used" a few "more" quotations like "this" in your "stories"...you "know"?

 

[Pepsei]

I hit my gf, then i pull her hair really hard..(back in the college days).. i don't do that anymore...

she did sucker punch me and i was got the first ever nose bleed from that.....


she's my wife now.

 

[astralusion]

^^ wow

i've broken a kid's wrist, and a leg, though not the same guy...though it was playing soccer...so not exactly entirely intentional...

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

nothing much. the first fight i whacked my former best friend smack dab in the face and he fell down and ran away crying

i whacked someone even harder in the face and he fell back only to get beaten down by him and 4 of his buddies later in a 5v1 fight that I had to run away from

 

[OutHouse]

my dad used to make those pilsbury biscuits every morning for breakfast. there would be 3-4 left over and my mom would throw them out for our cat to eat. well up here in colorado bread dries out really really fast because of the dry environment.

one day when i was like 17 or so my best friend was over and we walked out of the house to the back yard. i dont know why i did it but i picked up one of those biscuits and it was as hard as a hockey puck and winged it at my friend. it nailed him square in the nuts and that was the first time i had ever seen him actually cry. he recovered and now has 4 kids.