What's the worst you've ever hurt someone? PHYSICALLY!!!!!!!

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Well, I was nearly suspended for smacking a freshman on the shoulder with a poster tube (and to be fair, I didn't even get in a good swing, it was one-handed and on a bus so I couldn't get a backswing.) No injuries, just some serious stupid on both sides.

I havn't had to hurt anybody yet, but if the need arises to defend myself, my family, my friends, or my stuff, I won't hesitate, and chances are I'm carrying SOMETHING I can do some serious damage with, be it a pen, a textbook, a set of multimeter probes, a knife, occasionally a firearm when I'm just tooling around the property.

Wow....fights in school have toned down a bit...........................

That wasn't a fight.

My school barely had fights. Worst we had was a knife fight in which nobody ever actually made contact. That's Upper Class Rural High School (UCRHS) for 'ya.

 

[quakefiend420]

i think i broke someone's nose once...we didn't stick around to see

i've also left a few people with black eyes, busted lips, bruised ribs, and one broken finger

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Krk3561
I killed a man with my bare hands

I killed a bear with my man hands

 

[monk3y]

The worst I've probably done is break someone's nose playing basketball (unintentional ofcourse).

 

[Red Dawn]

:roll:

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: sonz70
I've gotten in quiet a few bar fights, which I guess don't count, because everyone gets in bar fights. the only really bad one is some people tried to mug me and a friend in Oshawa, and I swung at him with a golfclub, cracked something but I ran, didn't stop to look.

I was like 16

what the hell were you doing jus walking round with a glof club in Oshawa?

 

[otispunkmeyer]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?

classics, pool cue and steak knives!

 

[otispunkmeyer]

i havent hurt anyone other my self but i did see a nasty one sided fight at school once

this lad, had apparently looked at and tried to feel up this other guys sister. the other guy was a year above, and not afraid of anyone. he walked into the room calmly enough, and in a civilised manner started questioning this lad. it appeared that he was about to turn n walk off, when he snapped back round and head butted the other guy right in the face! horrible noise...he then began to pummel the living sh1t out of this guy in a possesed rage

it took 4 guys to get him off, if they didnt get him off i reckon he woulda kept going till the guy had no face left

two black eyes, one was full of blood and had to be kept closed for weeks, broken nose, jaw, loads of missing teeth, and one hell of a lump on his head


also my friend was attacked by druggies at the local shop...they hit him in the side of the face with a piece of wood, he now has to wear denchers on that side

 

[edro]

I tackled a guy and kicked him in the head with work boots when I was younger. I felt so bad that I have avoided fights since then.

 

[MrYAK]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: MrYAK
in HS, during our first wrestling meet of the year, i gave a kid a concussion. later in the year, we were at another meet, i seperated a kids shoulder. the ref said it was a flaygrent(sp?) action and was DQed from the match, bithed at the ref, called the kid a pussy, and yelled at the section in the bleachers where the kids town was sitting, and had to be pulled off the mat by my coach...needless to say i was pissed.

that is wrestling though......

What weight class?
<189 or heavyweight for me.......

i was a light weight, 119lbs my Sr year, but i cut 20lbs to get there, even though i was ranked 2nd in the state, i fvucked up semi-final match at state, i was thinking about the championship match and what i would do and didnt have my head in the match i was in. got caught in a bad move strained my neck and lost 4-1, my neck hurt so bad i couldnt move it and ended up 4th at state. i was so pissed. i still look back at it sometimes.

I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER!!

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: MrYAK

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: MrYAK
in HS, during our first wrestling meet of the year, i gave a kid a concussion. later in the year, we were at another meet, i seperated a kids shoulder. the ref said it was a flaygrent(sp?) action and was DQed from the match, bithed at the ref, called the kid a pussy, and yelled at the section in the bleachers where the kids town was sitting, and had to be pulled off the mat by my coach...needless to say i was pissed.

that is wrestling though......

What weight class?
<189 or heavyweight for me.......

i was a light weight, 119lbs my Sr year, but i cut 20lbs to get there, even though i was ranked 2nd in the state, i fvucked up semi-final match at state, i was thinking about the championship match and what i would do and didnt have my head in the match i was in. got caught in a bad move strained my neck and lost 4-1, my neck hurt so bad i couldnt move it and ended up 4th at state. i was so pissed. i still look back at it sometimes.

I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER!!

Uncle Rico: "Don't you ever wish you could go back? I'd take state."

 

[733SHiFTY]

Once, I farted, and my entire office passed out and died.

 

[Patt]

Playing soccer in college I was a defender, and had several 'scrapes' with injury. The worst happened when a long ball bounced high, and I leapt up and headed it away as another guy with twice my vertical was coming down from above. His face hit the top of my head just after I had pounded the ball away, and he was trying to hit it, hence a lot of force. His teeth went through his bottom and upper lips, smashing into my noggin. His middle four front teeth on the top were sheared in half, and 3 of the bottom were knocked out completely. His lips were hanging by a thread, it was the grossest thing I've ever seen. Then I realized that a fountain of blood was pouring out of my head, and we were both quickly shuttled off to the emergency room.

Second worst ... at my bachelor's party in a mountain town, my friends, several of whom are huge, dressed me up in a French Maid's uniform. One guy at the bar kept grabbing my ass, and I told him, within hearing distance of the bouncer that if he did it one more time I was going to beat him down. The bouncer nodded his approval. Well, the drunk did it one more time and I turned and sent that sonofab!tch flying through the air with a punch to the chest, and together the bouncer and I lobbed the carcass onto the sidewalk behind the bar.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Promethply
I don't usually believe in violence, but when I was a linebacker, I had to bump, tackle, and stop a number of players from the opposing teams , which sometimes made me sick in the gut

I usually apologized profusely after I tackled them, and promised them that as long as they didn't come running in my general direction, I wouldn't do it anymore

:thumbsup:

Worst I ever did in football was I came on a passrush from the blind side, QB was mesmerized by something downfield.... never even saw me coming... I made a full on shoulder tackle right at the center of his back... lifted his legs off the ground, his stomach was waaaaay in front of his head and feet.... and all he did was wimper, then lay there on the ground and cried. I actually felt really bad. He was done for the game.

Worst I ever did in Rugby, I picked up the ball from a Ruck, and attempted to leap OVER the ruck.... I got hit in mid air, and I came down with both feet firmly planted on the skull of my own player Don, who was actually a pretty good friend of mine... his face went a good foot or so into the mud, and when we realized he was out cold we had to yank him out so he wouldn't drown.

Worst fight scenario, during a Rugby game I was rucking when I noticed some guy was punching me in the face... (if you play rugby you'll understand that not noticing is possible)... for some reason on this particular day it REALLY pissed me off, so I left the ruck, grabbed his face, headbutted him twice, then proceded to hold him up by his hair and beat him in the face a good 5-6 times. The poor bastard never even raised his hands to protect himself... and he was out... and so was I.... from the game that is.

e-penis++

-Max

 

[archiloco]

tore my friend's ACL.....i tackled him to the ground and then proceeded to fall on his knee. then there was a loud scream followed by some curse words.

 

[Leper Messiah]

I broke a kids nose once. I was in 6th grade and this kid sicced his posse on me or something. Figuring I was screwed anyways I told him to fight me like a real man. They(the posse) circled up with me and the dude in the middle. I whupped him a good one, and then they proceeded to kick my ass. if about 5 of my friends hadn't been coming home from a baseball game with bats, IDK what would have happened.

There was this one time I kicked a kid in the head while wearing rollerblades. I'm not sure what happened to him.

 

[franksta]

As far as I know I've only bloodied a guy's nose. I couldn't have been any older than 14 riding the school bus and apparently there was something in my backpack the kid sitting in the seat in front of me wanted. He kept leaning over the seat trying to get my backpack. Then he smacked me across the top of my head and I reared back and put my knuckles into his nose with as much force as I could muster sitting there. Blood started gushing out but I don't know if it was more severe than that.

Surprisingly enough that's also the most damage I've sustained from any confrontation. I'm a lightweight and try to avoid fighting.

 

[meltdown75]

after-bar fight with someone. we hurt each other quite a bit. lame.

 

[GhettoPeanut]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Here, you look like you need to be cheered up. Here's a song for you. I hope you like it.

:music:

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

ROCK LOBSTER!
:music:

Well, see ya later.

LOL

 

[iamskew]

I got jumped by three guys at a concert once and they proceeded to have soccer practice with my head...that sucked.

I went 9 days with a broken arm before I got a cast because my parents wouldn't believe me.

I've mostly been the victim rather than the pain giver...despite the fact that I'm a big guy.

One time though, in a high school baseball game I was playing first base when I little skinny kid from the other team hit a slow ground ball to first base. Our pitcher didn't run over for me to throw the ball to him in time, so I had to run to the base to make the out myself. Well, it was very close, but I got him out...literally. He dropped his shoulder like he was going to hit me hard and I just laughed as I barrelled into him. He litterally did a backflip and his helmet went flying. After a few minutes of unconciousness, he decided he wouldn't try to run me over again

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
after-bar fight with someone. we hurt each other quite a bit. lame.

Yeah I'd have to say that fighting in general = lame....

-Max

 

[Promethply]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Worst I ever did in football was I came on a passrush from the blind side, QB was mesmerized by something downfield.... never even saw me coming... I made a full on shoulder tackle right at the center of his back... lifted his legs off the ground, his stomach was waaaaay in front of his head and feet.... and all he did was wimper, then lay there on the ground and cried. I actually felt really bad. He was done for the game.

-Max

Ouch, you really blitzed him :thumbsup:

 

[BigJ]

I actually temporarily paralyzed a kid in football once. Him and his buddy were trying to high-low me, so one play I bull-rushed him so hard I completely overran him, sending the top of his helmet into the ground as I had him by his shoulder pads.

A few other things I did during the 3 years on varsity was break a kids wrist, break a kids ankle, give a kid a concussion, break a kids arm, and when me and another linemen doubled up on the quarterback during a pass and made him cough up blood.

 

[edmundoab]

physically on a football match.
but then I hated that guy.
so no mercy

 

[DaWhim]

I had a fight in school with a friend. the reason for that is still unclear for both of us nowadays. anyways, i won the fight by hitting his head against the door edge. then he went to hospital and my dad was called in.