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I slammed a kid's head into a wall when we were at school.. he was being a punk ass and when I slammed his head dude it made a loud noise and he had a bitchin headache for a week..
 
Originally posted by: angstsoldat
I slammed a kid's head into a wall when we were at school.. he was being a punk ass and when I slammed his head dude it made a loud noise and he had a bitchin headache for a week..

what is being a "punk ass"?

I have an old? friend who is paralyzed because someone decided to DDT him for sticking up for himself?
 
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: angstsoldat
I slammed a kid's head into a wall when we were at school.. he was being a punk ass and when I slammed his head dude it made a loud noise and he had a bitchin headache for a week..

what is being a "punk ass"?

I have an old? friend who is paralyzed because someone decided to DDT him for sticking up for himself?

DDT?
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: angstsoldat
I slammed a kid's head into a wall when we were at school.. he was being a punk ass and when I slammed his head dude it made a loud noise and he had a bitchin headache for a week..

what is being a "punk ass"?

I have an old? friend who is paralyzed because someone decided to DDT him for sticking up for himself?

DDT?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT_(professional_wrestling)#Brainbuster_DDT
 
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: angstsoldat
I slammed a kid's head into a wall when we were at school.. he was being a punk ass and when I slammed his head dude it made a loud noise and he had a bitchin headache for a week..

what is being a "punk ass"?

I have an old? friend who is paralyzed because someone decided to DDT him for sticking up for himself?

DDT?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT_(professional_wrestling)#Brainbuster_DDT

😛!
 
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: angstsoldat
I slammed a kid's head into a wall when we were at school.. he was being a punk ass and when I slammed his head dude it made a loud noise and he had a bitchin headache for a week..

what is being a "punk ass"?

I have an old? friend who is paralyzed because someone decided to DDT him for sticking up for himself?

damn it I had to restart because I used a censored word on accident : /

bein a punkass as in talking crap to everyone, saying he could kick everyones ass, making fun of my friends gf, etc etc
 
In 6th grade I shook my soda and a tiny mist accidentally sprayed on some kid. Being fair I offered him a chance to pour the can on me. Instead of doing so he took my lunch and threw it in a trashcan, which pissed me off because I get hungry easily. I took the can of soda and bashed it against the side of his face a few times until and then hit him one last time in the nose.

I got into another fight in 6th grade when some asshole stole my library card and grabbed me by the neck. I kicked him in the shin to get free, took off his glasses and threw them over a fence, then kicked him in the stomach several times until he started crying. Then I threatened to kill him if he stole my stuff again. The fight itself would've only gotten me suspended for a week but the threat got me expelled. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: angstsoldat
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: angstsoldat
I slammed a kid's head into a wall when we were at school.. he was being a punk ass and when I slammed his head dude it made a loud noise and he had a bitchin headache for a week..

what is being a "punk ass"?

I have an old? friend who is paralyzed because someone decided to DDT him for sticking up for himself?

damn it I had to restart because I used a censored word on accident : /

bein a punkass as in talking crap to everyone, saying he could kick everyones ass, making fun of my friends gf, etc etc

Did he hit you? Was there an emanate threat of him doing so?
 
I don't usually believe in violence, but when I was a linebacker, I had to bump, tackle, and stop a number of players from the opposing teams 😱, which sometimes made me sick in the gut 😱 😛

I usually apologized profusely after I tackled them, and promised them that as long as they didn't come running in my general direction, I wouldn't do it anymore 😛
 
in HS, during our first wrestling meet of the year, i gave a kid a concussion. later in the year, we were at another meet, i seperated a kids shoulder. the ref said it was a flaygrent(sp?) action and was DQed from the match, bithed at the ref, called the kid a pussy, and yelled at the section in the bleachers where the kids town was sitting, and had to be pulled off the mat by my coach...needless to say i was pissed.
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Landroval
he may never have children

You stole his sperm?? :Q

Bwahaha. According to fedex...it's in a ziplock baggie on it's way to malasia RIGHT NOW.


Actually, he tried to rape me at St. Monica's Church. Let's just say he didn't get the action he was hoping for.
 
Originally posted by: MrYAK
in HS, during our first wrestling meet of the year, i gave a kid a concussion. later in the year, we were at another meet, i seperated a kids shoulder. the ref said it was a flaygrent(sp?) action and was DQed from the match, bithed at the ref, called the kid a pussy, and yelled at the section in the bleachers where the kids town was sitting, and had to be pulled off the mat by my coach...needless to say i was pissed.

that is wrestling though......

What weight class?
<189 or heavyweight for me.......
 
Originally posted by: Landroval
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: Landroval
he may never have children

You stole his sperm?? :Q

Bwahaha. According to fedex...it's in a ziplock baggie on it's way to malasia RIGHT NOW.


Actually, he tried to rape me at St. Monica's Church. Let's just say he didn't get the action he was hoping for.

:thumbsup:

and sorry for my reply....you know I'm an insensitive asshole...............
 
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?

Was this before or after you lost your legs "'Nam" 😀 😉
 
I broke my own arm in a skateboarding accident.

I gave myself seven stitches in a surfing accident.

I bruised my own ribs in a mountain biking crash.

The injuries I've given others pale in comparison to my self-inflicted ones.
 
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?

Was this before or after you lost your legs in "'Nam"">http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1635185&enterthread=y</a>"'Nam" 😛 😉

You missed a very important part of that...

I did not lose my legs in Vietnam

also
DB is not a vet

and you suck at teh linking
 
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?

Was this before or after you lost your legs in "'Nam"">http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1635185&enterthread=y</a>"'Nam" 😛 😉

You missed a very important part of that...

I did not lose my legs in Vietnam

also
DB is not a vet

and you suck at teh linking


Agh damnit you caught me before I edited my **bad** linkage mess


sigh...
 
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe
I kicked a kid in the head who is now "mentally impaired"

A guy I had "history" with attacked me while seated at a Huddle House and the only thing I could find to defend myself with was my steak knike which I stabbed him with. He spent several days in the hospital. Thank god for vid security.......The judge actually laughed at him in court.

The guy I mentioned above attacked me at a bar I worked at and I put his head through the glass on a pinball machine. I got fired for "excessive force".

The "history" is he "raped" a friend of mine and I beat him down for it.



In a bar in Waukeegan Il ? called the circus I watched a captain beat his wife for "flirting" and I took a pool stick to his head. Shore Patrol got me out of jail and nothing else ever came of it. I'm not sure of the extent of his injuries but they couldn't have been minor.

.....I need anger management classes although I have calmed down a lot. I still won't think twice before fighting...............
This is not just "fight stories" right?

Was this before or after you lost your legs in "'Nam"">http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1635185&enterthread=y</a>"'Nam" 😛 😉

You missed a very important part of that...

I did not lose my legs in Vietnam

also
DB is not a vet

and you suck at teh linking


Agh damnit you caught me before I edited my **bad** linkage mess


sigh...

I thought about replying to you in that thread but I don't think it would have had the same affect as someone calling me out..............................😛
 
I've been in one fight, bad, but I can't remember it. I have some kind of condition, when I'm in a fight and get knocked down, I stan up again, but I know what I'm doing and all, but I can't stop doing it.

Anyway, pinned a kid to a wall, almost broke his arm. Meh.

I'm a nice guy, don't mind a fight, don't look for fights, but one advice: Don't piss me off.

(BTW: He was taller, faster and heavier than me, but still no match for me)
 
Well, I was nearly suspended for smacking a freshman on the shoulder with a poster tube (and to be fair, I didn't even get in a good swing, it was one-handed and on a bus so I couldn't get a backswing.) No injuries, just some serious stupid on both sides.

I havn't had to hurt anybody yet, but if the need arises to defend myself, my family, my friends, or my stuff, I won't hesitate, and chances are I'm carrying SOMETHING I can do some serious damage with, be it a pen, a textbook, a set of multimeter probes, a knife, occasionally a firearm when I'm just tooling around the property.
 
I made an unescapable prison on a MUD (online text game), and locked an annoying prick in there. He noticed he couldn't get out, got mad, hit the wall IRL and broke his hand doing so 😛
 
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Well, I was nearly suspended for smacking a freshman on the shoulder with a poster tube (and to be fair, I didn't even get in a good swing, it was one-handed and on a bus so I couldn't get a backswing.) No injuries, just some serious stupid on both sides.

I havn't had to hurt anybody yet, but if the need arises to defend myself, my family, my friends, or my stuff, I won't hesitate, and chances are I'm carrying SOMETHING I can do some serious damage with, be it a pen, a textbook, a set of multimeter probes, a knife, occasionally a firearm when I'm just tooling around the property.

Wow....fights in school have toned down a bit...........................
 
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
I made an unescapable prison on a MUD (online text game), and locked an annoying prick in there. He noticed he couldn't get out, got mad, hit the wall IRL and broke his hand doing so 😛


😀
 
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