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K1052

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Originally posted by: uhohs
Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
Originally posted by: Canai
Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U

OK, I may come across as totally naive, but what the hell was that picture all about???
I have absolutely no idea... and what's with the cookies?

it was her birthday... :eek:

Nothing I can ever be caught doing can approach this level of creepiness.
 

Vehemence

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Walkin in on my dad who was completely exhausted from poundin one out. O_O

For someone catching me, none really. When I was young and first starting getting some cabbage patch (manjungle) I woke up really late, went to the bathroom not quite awake, started pissin and then noticed the situation goin on above my schwang. Since I was kind of out of it I sort of freaked out and started screamin and slappin at it. The bathroom door was open so my parents came by and looked in to see lil dNor screamin and slappin at his whathaveyou like a spider was on it or something. I soon realized what it was, calmed down, and looked at my parents like o_O

:confused:
 

NoCreativity

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Feb 28, 2008
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Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Pfft. All this is nothing.

I walked in on my DAD, in my room and on my PC, watching one of my porno movies with his hand in a place where it shouldn't be.

To this day that image is burned into my mind. To my dying day I will never forget.

Oh god....oh god oh god oh god..... :(

Thank god my dad had the sound high enough that I heard it from down the hall and knew to turn back preventing life long retinal scarring.

I was walked in on during several mastibatory sessions, luckily for each one, I had enough time to at least cover up.

The wifes (at the time gf) parents got home early from a day trip and almost walked in to see their daughter molesting me. Thankfully they fumbled with the lock for a minute to give us time to retreat to a different room and compose ourselves.
 

kyzen

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My girlfriend and I my first year of college were getting busy in the back of a car parked at a city park around midnight. City parks apparently close at 11pm.

When we were both down to our underwear - her without a bra - a cop shines a light in and asks us to roll down the window. He told us to get dressed, and kept the light pointed in, watching us the whole time. I know he was doing it for his safety, but it was still really awkward, especially for my girlfriend.
 

EKKC

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May 31, 2005
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pr0n on loop overnight on my monitor and gf saw it
but i wasnt even masturbating the night before
 

lokiju

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May 29, 2003
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Originally posted by: blurredvision
The gf (now wife) and I were going at it in the living room floor for some fucking reason, and the roommate walked in the front door. He was home early and lightning fast with the key. Luckily I was on bottom with the top of my head (whichever head you want to picture) pointing down the hallway. As soon as she heard the door, she came right off it and sprinted down the hallway. The roommate walked in to me laying butt-ass naked on the floor with a glistening boner.....he politely apologized and stood outside for a minute so I could get cleaned up. lol

:laugh:!
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Keystone cop came up and shined his flashlight in my window while I was getting some action in the backseat with some chick I worked with.

I've been caught punching the clown too. :eek:
 

xanis

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Sep 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: dNor
Walkin in on my dad who was completely exhausted from poundin one out. O_O

For someone catching me, none really. When I was young and first starting getting some cabbage patch (manjungle) I woke up really late, went to the bathroom not quite awake, started pissin and then noticed the situation goin on above my schwang. Since I was kind of out of it I sort of freaked out and started screamin and slappin at it. The bathroom door was open so my parents came by and looked in to see lil dNor screamin and slappin at his whathaveyou like a spider was on it or something. I soon realized what it was, calmed down, and looked at my parents like o_O

:confused:

ROFL... classic
 

ViviTheMage

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Dec 12, 2002
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Originally posted by: kyzen
My girlfriend and I my first year of college were getting busy in the back of a car parked at a city park around midnight. City parks apparently close at 11pm.

When we were both down to our underwear - her without a bra - a cop shines a light in and asks us to roll down the window. He told us to get dressed, and kept the light pointed in, watching us the whole time. I know he was doing it for his safety, but it was still really awkward, especially for my girlfriend.

weird, I have been caught in this situation, but they never watched us the whole time....
 

randay

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May 30, 2006
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Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: uhohs
Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
Originally posted by: Canai
Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U

OK, I may come across as totally naive, but what the hell was that picture all about???
I have absolutely no idea... and what's with the cookies?

it was her birthday... :eek:

Nothing I can ever be caught doing can approach this level of creepiness.

do we really need anymore proof?
 
Feb 6, 2007
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Originally posted by: uhohs
Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
Originally posted by: Canai
Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U

OK, I may come across as totally naive, but what the hell was that picture all about???
I have absolutely no idea... and what's with the cookies?

it was her birthday... :eek:

... Are you serious?

Is he fucking serious?
 

Xavier434

Lifer
Oct 14, 2002
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Originally posted by: uhohs
Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
Originally posted by: Canai
Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U

OK, I may come across as totally naive, but what the hell was that picture all about???
I have absolutely no idea... and what's with the cookies?

it was her birthday... :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

We have a winner!
 

imported_Imp

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Dec 20, 2005
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Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: uhohs
Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
Originally posted by: Canai
Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U

OK, I may come across as totally naive, but what the hell was that picture all about???
I have absolutely no idea... and what's with the cookies?

it was her birthday... :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

We have a winner!

Now I have a fairly good idea what is going on, but I love it if someone explained it straight to me...
 

jonks

Lifer
Feb 7, 2005
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Just last week my mom stopped by my apartment. I was dl'ng some pron video but it was taking forever so I closed Firefox3 unaware that it keeps downloading anyway. So mom shows and we're talking and I go to get a drink from the kitchen and I hear music coming from the computer, where my mom is sitting. Goddamn video finished dl and opened taking up most of the screen. It was some chick dancing (still clothed). I ran over and was like "what the hell!" I then stammered off something about spam and how they can make videos pop up on their own now and isn't it terrible, oh my.

Yeah.
 

Journer

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Jun 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

wtf! you have a signed Suzuki Airi poster? where'd you get it?
 
Oct 25, 2006
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Originally posted by: Imp
Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: uhohs
Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
Originally posted by: Canai
Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U

OK, I may come across as totally naive, but what the hell was that picture all about???
I have absolutely no idea... and what's with the cookies?

it was her birthday... :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

We have a winner!

Now I have a fairly good idea what is going on, but I love it if someone explained it straight to me...

He's very ronery.
 

ric1287

Diamond Member
Nov 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: jonks
Just last week my mom stopped by my apartment. I was dl'ng some pron video but it was taking forever so I closed Firefox3 unaware that it keeps downloading anyway. So mom shows and we're talking and I go to get a drink from the kitchen and I hear music coming from the computer, where my mom is sitting. Goddamn video finished dl and opened taking up most of the screen. It was some chick dancing (still clothed). I ran over and was like "what the hell!" I then stammered off something about spam and how they can make videos pop up on their own now and isn't it terrible, oh my.

Yeah.

Oh I've pulled that trick many a time on the family computer back in grade school. DAMN POPUPS
 

jonks

Lifer
Feb 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: ric1287
Originally posted by: jonks
Just last week my mom stopped by my apartment. I was dl'ng some pron video but it was taking forever so I closed Firefox3 unaware that it keeps downloading anyway. So mom shows and we're talking and I go to get a drink from the kitchen and I hear music coming from the computer, where my mom is sitting. Goddamn video finished dl and opened taking up most of the screen. It was some chick dancing (still clothed). I ran over and was like "what the hell!" I then stammered off something about spam and how they can make videos pop up on their own now and isn't it terrible, oh my.

Yeah.

Oh I've pulled that trick many a time on the family computer back in grade school. DAMN POPUPS

When I lived with my parents and dad walked in to see the nudie pics I went with the old "I'm creating a porn website, figured I could make some extra dough." I'm doubtful as to his acceptance of the story.
 

judasmachine

Diamond Member
Sep 15, 2002
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firing the surgeon general. well that and a girl i was with, her daughter walked in on us once.
 

Glavinsolo

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Sep 2, 2004
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My girlfriend (wife now) and I were at a big party at her parents house. We got tipsy and fell asleep together in one of the rooms and closed the door. When we were searched for and discovered she was yanked out of the room and I was left there with a face like wtf is the big deal. Well it just happens that the room we fell asleep in was viewable from the outside.
 

habib89

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Jan 17, 2001
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once got caught by my sister's friend as i was preparing to have sex with my girlfriend in the living room of my parents house... all she had off was her shirt, so we didn't get that far...

another time was when my girlfriend (now wife) got caught in a parking lot by a cop... she had just "finished" when the cop pulls up, so we didn't notice.. until he knocked on the door.. yeah, so he just told us to get get our clothes no and get outta there.. and we did..