What's the worst thing someone has walked on you doing

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Having sex with two women when my gf walked in....

Then she joined us....

Yeah, tell me about it. Probably happens twice a week here at my apartment. Embarrassing!

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Having sex with two women when my gf walked in....

Then she joined us....

Q. How do you tell when Capt Caveman is lying?
A. His lips (fingers) are moving.

 

[Muadib]

GF's dad caught us getting busy in their den. Shockingly he didn't say anything, and ran back up stairs. I still got the hell out of there though.

 

[Renob]

Chopping up this dude with a hatchet, I had just removed both his legs when my Aunt walked in, I acted like I was just rubbing one out, I pulled that bad boy out of my pants the second I heard the door click, her eyes went straight to my wang, lol she never noticed the dead dude behind me.

Now thats what you call a close one!

 

[Firebot]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Having sex with two men when my dog walked in....

Then my dog joined us....

Fixed

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Walked in on me doing:
Most recent was this past Friday, the gf and I were in Myrtle Beach on vacation sharing a room with two other couples. The one that had the other queen bed was out of the room at the beach. The second couple was in on the pullout sofa bed (it had two different rooms). Well she was going down on me, in her panties and tank top while I was naked. The guy from the other couple just opened the door (because you have to go through the bedroom to go outside the room) from the sofa bed and just walked in. He said "oh dude I'm so sorry" about 10 times in 30 seconds, rushed out, then she got back to going down on me lol.

Parents (both mom and dad) walked in on my whacking off in HS. Also had mom walk in when I had Kazaa up downloading all this porn, and start going through stuff on my desk. I was on the other side of the room, jumped over my bed (had a queen that was about 4.5 ft off the ground), and minimized it as fast as I could lol. Another time gf was giving me a bj and friend came over (that I asked to but forgot I asked him to). That was a bit awkward lol.

I walked in on my gf at the time and best friend at the time going at it humping and having dry sex while hands were down each others pants.

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"

:thumbsup: if you are female. boring if you are male.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
if it wasn't for a well placed chair, my dad would have walked in on me eating the y burger in high school

Same thing but it was HER mom and she went in to check on us since she heard "strange noises".

Her mom and me could hardly keep face at the breakfast table and at last her mom said "hon, your face is almost as blushed as last night" and i almost fell of the chair laughing.

 

[nageov3t]

my old roommate and his girlfriend walked in on me jerking off... I don't actually know that they knew it, though. I was wearing a bathrobe, my back was to them, and the porn was on mute.

as soon as I heard the key go into the lock on the apartment door, I sat up straight, closed my bathrobe, and alt tabbed.

 

[ric1287]

The HS girlfriend and I were doing the no pants dance when her half-retarded (literally) mom gets home early from work. I'm ass naked and decide that I'll just throw the covers on and say I'm sleeping as she gets dressed and distracts the mom. I then decide that it would probably be bad if I'm buck naked and throw my jeans on, stuff my undies in a pocket, and stretch a pair of the chicks socks on since I lost mine. She tells her mom I'm looking at pictures in her camera, and the best I could get was her yearbook; so I'm sweating balls, out of breath with girls socks on, reading her yearbook when the mom asks what we were doing. It was awesome.

 

[blurredvision]

The gf (now wife) and I were going at it in the living room floor for some fucking reason, and the roommate walked in the front door. He was home early and lightning fast with the key. Luckily I was on bottom with the top of my head (whichever head you want to picture) pointing down the hallway. As soon as she heard the door, she came right off it and sprinted down the hallway. The roommate walked in to me laying butt-ass naked on the floor with a glistening boner.....he politely apologized and stood outside for a minute so I could get cleaned up. lol

 

[nick1985]

GF's dad walked in on me eating her out.

I guess better that than the other way around... /shrug

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Originally posted by: nick1985
GF's dad walked in on me eating her out.

I guess better that than the other way around... /shrug

As a father, i can say it was DEFINENTLY better than the other way around.

 

[miketheidiot]

nothing really, makes me feel sort of lame.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield

Originally posted by: nick1985
GF's dad walked in on me eating her out.

I guess better that than the other way around... /shrug

As a father, i can say it was DEFINENTLY better than the other way around.

lulz

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield

Originally posted by: nick1985
GF's dad walked in on me eating her out.

I guess better that than the other way around... /shrug

As a father, i can say it was DEFINENTLY better than the other way around.

Pics of your daughter?

 

[hiromizu]

ex gf caught me looking at porn a few times and found a bottle of eros in the bathroom.

 

[uhohs]

once i was at the computer with the headphones on watching some interviews with sailormoon live action actresses. i didn't hear my mom open the door and walk up to me... until she said "you know, they'll never love you back." and walked out.

i cried inside.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Fulfilling a contract and then I had to extend it without being paid, talk about embarrassing!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: IsLNdbOi

Originally posted by: JohnCU
masturbating

college

put a stupid fucking smirk on his face and said hi and acted like he didn't see anything, fortunately i could cover up fast

This. Qualifies as worst / most embarrassing.

He just kinda shrugged it off like he didn't see anything then he blurted out something like, "We all do it." on his way out.

Could be worse. He could have asked, "Need an extra hand?"

(Or this could be a good thing, depending on your personal tastes. I ain't judgin'.)

 

[Synomenon]

I wouldn't have objected. He's one of those really good looking guys that even straight guys would hit.

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: uhohs
once i was at the computer with the headphones on watching some interviews with sailormoon live action actresses. i didn't hear my mom open the door and walk up to me... until she said "you know, they'll never love you back." and walked out.

i cried inside.

OMG!! :laugh:

 

[summit]

for those who wanted to hear the sister story here it goes:

left work early, came home. my sister who was living at my house at the time invited her two guy friends over. my sister was on the couch naked as the day she was born and lets say the dudes were at her ends. i walked out the door and am scarred for life. she was embarrassed tried talking to me about it a few times. but i refuse to talk to her about her sex life anymore.

 

[Bignate603]

A girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump. This was pretty early in the relationship too.

 

[Fenixgoon]

well no one walked in on me... but i was watching teh pr0nz and had headphones on. volume was low, so i turned it up. but i forgot to turn off my speakers. yeah...... no one said anything to me about it. doesn't mean they didn't hear it though :Q hopefully they didn't