What's the worst thing someone has walked on you doing

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: Summit
for those who wanted to hear the sister story here it goes:

left work early, came home. my sister who was living at my house at the time invited her two guy friends over. my sister was on the couch naked as the day she was born and lets say the dudes were at her ends. i walked out the door and am scarred for life. she was embarrassed tried talking to me about it a few times. but i refuse to talk to her about her sex life anymore.

Awkward

 

[Atomic Playboy]

My best friend walked in on me having sex with his sister... He just said something that sounded like "mmmgrruph..." and passed out in the chair beside the bed. We were all fairly drunk that night... Awkward morning to say the least. You never really want to wake up to your best friend's little sister telling him to leave the room so she can find her panties.

 

[Shadow Conception]

My senses improve tenfold when I allow myself to take care of my business. I don't take risks. I wouldn't wanna put myself, nor anybody in the house in that kinda situation.

Too awkward.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
My best friend walked in on me having sex with his sister... He just said something that sounded like "mmmgrruph..." and passed out in the chair beside the bed. We were all fairly drunk that night... Awkward morning to say the least. You never really want to wake up to your best friend's little sister telling him to leave the room so she can find her panties.

omg, that's sig material, right there.

 

[Harabec]

I have never failed fulfilling the 11th commandment - Don't get caught.

 

[scott916]

Originally posted by: Summit
for those who wanted to hear the sister story here it goes:

left work early, came home. my sister who was living at my house at the time invited her two guy friends over. my sister was on the couch naked as the day she was born and lets say the dudes were at her ends. i walked out the door and am scarred for life. she was embarrassed tried talking to me about it a few times. but i refuse to talk to her about her sex life anymore.

FINGERCUFFS!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

I got caught masturbating too many times. One of my roommates and friend since high school caught me twice. I would usually keep my door open, since closing it means I'm doing something that needs to be secret. So I'd keep it open and he walked in on me..twice. At least I caught him once on the futon.

My other roommate walked in on me once (worse part was that it wasn't my room, but someone else's).


During high school, my dad caught me about 2 times or so; the worse one was when I passed out w/ the pr0n on loop. He just woke me up the next morning while the pr0n was still playing on the computer screen. My mom caught me once.

Talk about awkward moments. Well, I suppose I'm used to it now. Once you get caught a few times by your parents, you learn to have no shame. It's only natural anyways.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
I got caught masturbating too many times. One of my roommates and friend since high school caught me twice. I would usually keep my door open, since closing it means I'm doing something that needs to be secret. So I'd keep it open and he walked in on me..twice. At least I caught him once on the futon.

My other roommate walked in on me once (worse part was that it wasn't my room, but someone else's).


During high school, my dad caught me about 2 times or so; the worse one was when I passed out w/ the pr0n on loop. He just woke me up the next morning while the pr0n was still playing on the computer screen. My mom caught me once.

Talk about awkward moments. Well, I suppose I'm used to it now. Once you get caught a few times by your parents, you learn to have no shame. It's only natural anyways.

I'm thinking you like to masturbate....





























a lot. :evil:

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
I'm thinking you like to masturbate....

a lot. :evil:

Don't forget "publicly."

 

[Fritzo]

Oh God, another "ask a supposedly innocent question to draw out people's sex stories" post.

EDIT: Oh yeah, mine was- 16, bj, girl's mom walks in, she joins in..........




........with a baseball bat.

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Bignate603
A girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump. This was pretty early in the relationship too.

You know, this is the worst for me too, I forgot about it. I even had the shower on and the door shut to prevent her from knowing. What made it worse was no lock on the door and the door opens literally right in front of the toilet. It was a stinky one too.

We had only been dating a week and a half.

 

[K1052]

Masturbating. Twice by family members and once by my best friend.

Though when my best friend caught me there was a decidedly happy ending.

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
I got caught masturbating too many times. One of my roommates and friend since high school caught me twice. I would usually keep my door open, since closing it means I'm doing something that needs to be secret. So I'd keep it open and he walked in on me..twice. At least I caught him once on the futon.

My other roommate walked in on me once (worse part was that it wasn't my room, but someone else's).


During high school, my dad caught me about 2 times or so; the worse one was when I passed out w/ the pr0n on loop. He just woke me up the next morning while the pr0n was still playing on the computer screen. My mom caught me once.

Talk about awkward moments. Well, I suppose I'm used to it now. Once you get caught a few times by your parents, you learn to have no shame. It's only natural anyways.

says the guy who get's pissed on by his dad.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: JohnOfSheffield

Originally posted by: nick1985
GF's dad walked in on me eating her out.

I guess better that than the other way around... /shrug

As a father, i can say it was DEFINENTLY better than the other way around.

ok now im curious

WHY do you feel that way

 

[lokiju]

I know my Dad saw me puffing on a cig when I was a teen but he acted like he didn't see it.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

I dont get how you get caught doing that. I always had locks on my doors growing up and in college.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Originally posted by: K1052
Masturbating. Twice by family members and once by my best friend.

Though when my best friend caught me there was a decidedly happy ending.

Reach around?

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13

Originally posted by: K1052
Masturbating. Twice by family members and once by my best friend.

Though when my best friend caught me there was a decidedly happy ending.

Reach around?

Rusty trombone?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: tenshodo13

Originally posted by: K1052
Masturbating. Twice by family members and once by my best friend.

Though when my best friend caught me there was a decidedly happy ending.

Reach around?

Rusty trombone?

snowballs?

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: RKS

Originally posted by: moshquerade
We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"

:thumbsup: if you are female. boring if you are male.

It's from a Nickelback song.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U

OK, I may come across as totally naive, but what the hell was that picture all about???
I have absolutely no idea... and what's with the cookies?

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: IsLNdbOi
I wouldn't have objected. He's one of those really good looking guys that even straight guys would hit.

I'm pretty sure when straight guys hit each other the penis is not involved.

 

[Tooncesthedrivingcat]

I got caught with a candlestick.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Summit
for those who wanted to hear the sister story here it goes:

left work early, came home. my sister who was living at my house at the time invited her two guy friends over. my sister was on the couch naked as the day she was born and lets say the dudes were at her ends. i walked out the door and am scarred for life. she was embarrassed tried talking to me about it a few times. but i refuse to talk to her about her sex life anymore.

What was tehre to talk about "So yeah about that gang bang you walked in on" haha seriously though whats her number?

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U

OK, I may come across as totally naive, but what the hell was that picture all about???
I have absolutely no idea... and what's with the cookies?

it was her birthday...