What's the worst thing a parent could say to their kid?

[weirdichi]

"Son, those aren't manboobs."

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: eLiu
you were an accident? (i was, apparently)

I was an accident of two accidents. Both parents were accidents. I was an accident.

lol

If you want to get technical, both of my kids were accidents too. We were barely married a month when our son was conceived and we weren't planning to have a baby so soon.

The doctor said it would be something like six months before my wife could get pregnant after going off some kind of birth control (forget the name). Six weeks later we found out she was preggers again.

hehe, 3 generations of accidents. I'm an accident too 😀

 

[HN]

"i'm your [brother/sister]"

 

[Baked]

You're suppose to be a girl.

 

[essasin]

I wish you where never born.

 

[JDMnAR1]

"Son, we're sending you to live with Michael"

 

[KarmaPolice]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: eLiu
you were an accident? (i was, apparently)

I was an accident of two accidents. Both parents were accidents. I was an accident.

lol

If you want to get technical, both of my kids were accidents too. We were barely married a month when our son was conceived and we weren't planning to have a baby so soon.

The doctor said it would be something like six months before my wife could get pregnant after going off some kind of birth control (forget the name). Six weeks later we found out she was preggers again.

hehe, 3 generations of accidents. I'm an accident too 😀

I dont know if i was an accident or not. When you think about it...Probably most kids are to some degree.

 

[Golgatha]

Think of me as a two for one...your daddy and your grandpa!

 

[FleshLight]

Get out of my car

 

[GasX]

"Try not to use your teeth so much"

 

[jimbob200521]

My dad said I'm a traitor to the family and a backstabber because I switched to State Farm insurance. Does that count?

 

[LanceM]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you should have been an abortion

FTW.

"Accidents" are fine. I wouldn't mind being called an accident. But this one would be way harsh.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
My dad said I'm a traitor to the family and a backstabber because I switched to State Farm insurance. Does that count?

wtf? lol

 

[Golgatha]

Originally posted by: LanceM

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you should have been an abortion

FTW.

"Accidents" are fine. I wouldn't mind being called an accident. But this one would be way harsh.

You were a failed attempt at abortion?

 

[InlineFour]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: InlineFour
my father said i'm an embarrassment to him, lol. 🙁

out of curosity...what brought this about?

mostly due to being lazy and on the computer for too long.

 

[CaptnKirk]

Your twin . . the placenta, could get better grades than you do.

 

[Golgatha]

When you were born the doctor slapped your mom and I.

 

[ATLien247]

Any of the following (or of similar sentiment):

I don't love you.
I hate you.
I wish you were never born.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: InlineFour

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: InlineFour
my father said i'm an embarrassment to him, lol. 🙁

out of curosity...what brought this about?

mostly due to being lazy and on the computer for too long.

Hah. When my family was giving me a hard time about dating and marrying outside my 'race', I would respond, "Look at the bright side. At least I'm not gay."

 

[weirdichi]

Originally posted by: Golgatha
When you were born the doctor slapped your mom and I.

Hahahahaha! 😀

 

[InlineFour]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: InlineFour

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: InlineFour
my father said i'm an embarrassment to him, lol. 🙁

out of curosity...what brought this about?

mostly due to being lazy and on the computer for too long.

Hah. When my family was giving me a hard time about dating and marrying outside my 'race', I would respond, "Look at the bright side. At least I'm not gay."

are you oriental by any chance? those parents can get quite bitchy.

 

[Stuxnet]

I got into arguments with my father over whether or not I was an "asshole".

Such loving conversations we had.

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: InlineFour

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: InlineFour

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: InlineFour
my father said i'm an embarrassment to him, lol. 🙁

out of curosity...what brought this about?

mostly due to being lazy and on the computer for too long.

Hah. When my family was giving me a hard time about dating and marrying outside my 'race', I would respond, "Look at the bright side. At least I'm not gay."

are you oriental by any chance? those parents can get quite bitchy.

LOL No. Its hard to get much whiter than me.

 

[jimbob200521]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
My dad said I'm a traitor to the family and a backstabber because I switched to State Farm insurance. Does that count?

wtf? lol

Basically over 5 years ago, my mom got hit by a drunk driver and without getting too into the personal situation, my mom didn't play her part and go to the hospital with fake injuries. My dad tried to get her to go so he could get free money, but my mom wasn't hurt, plain and simple. That is where my dad's hate for State Farm came from. So when I switched over to them to save over $50 a month, he didn't take too kindly to it.

 

[ruffilb]

TPADIAF?