What's the worst film ever made?

[Ausm]

The Postman- made me want to gouge my eyes out with spoons

http://imdb.com/title/tt0119925/

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: Vic
Battlefield Earth and Howard the Duck both fall into that so-bad-they're-almost-good category IMO. Sure, they're bad, but you can still have a good time watching them. A truly bad movie is one that actually hurts to watch all the way through, either because you fall asleep watching it or because you want to throw things at the screen.

Signs IS a good movie. It just seems to hit some kind of nerve with some people I've noticed.

The worst movie I've seen recently was Superman Returns. I still can't believe that pseudo-Messianic turkey got mostly good reviews.

I agree with 2/3 of your post. I can see how Signs could be mistaken for a "good" movie, but it's... it's just not. It sounds like you've already heard the diatribe I'm about to launch into, so I'll skip it. The one good part of that movie was when Mel Gibson and Joachin Phoenix were running around the house trying to scare off the "neighbors".

 

[Atlantean]

Battlefield earth was pretty terrible, so was Ultraviolet.

 

[DefDC]

Robocop3 and Weekend at Bernies2 are the 2 worst that I've seen in the theaters. Just godawful.

I know it was a well done movie, but the complete opposite of what I look for in a movie. Titus. I'd rather pull my finernails out with pliers than watch that again... And just about any chick flick... Bleh.

 

[classy]

Razor Blade Smile

god it is awful

 

[jamautosound]

War of the Worlds with C. Thomas Howell

God that was drastically horrible.

I kept waiting for the scene to break to a shot of Tom Cruise in a movie theatre watching this B movie with C. Thomas Howell in it.

I had got the wrong DVD through Blockbuster online.

 

[shortylickens]

I forgot about the Super Mario Brothers movie.

Also, most of Mel Brooks recent films stink too.
Spaceballs was alright. Men In Tights was bad and Dracula: Dead and Loving it was horrible.

Finally, one of Rodney Dangerfields last movies (The 4th Tenor) was pretty rotten.

Thats it. I dont wanna think about this any more.

 

[SoulAssassin]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Why am I the only one to say "Napoleon Dynamite"?



That was the biggest pile of crap I've ever tried to watch... And I saw ALL of Ultraviolet! :Q

I've learned not to speak ill of Napoleon Dynamite. Doing so brings out whiny, emo kids who go into trance states watching the movie telling me that I'm a callous, lowbrow, heart dead creep for thinking the movie is lame and boring. It just isn't worth wiping the spittle from my shoes.

I don't know about any of that stuff...I just think it's pretty damn funny when I'm drunk.

 

[Bushman5]

The New Peter Pan Was pretty Bad as well as charlie and the choclate factory for both movies i literally got angry and started to curse at the screen alnost hit a kid during 1 of them

 

[error162]

waterworld.

 

[FlashG]

Asimov's "Nightfall" started bad and got worse. I love his books but this movie suvked.

 

[bluestrobe]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Epic Movie...I still kick myself in the ass everyday for sitting through the whole thing.

+1

Originally posted by: maddogchen
Battlefield Earth...i think that was the name...where cavemen jump into Harriers and instantly beat up the aliens...

On top of that, they instantly start up. Airplanes don't need constant maintenance or anything. :disgust:

 

[CallMeJoe]

I just scanned this thread, and can't believe no one mentioned Shanghai Surprise

 

[Maleficus]

Napolean Dynamite

 

[Rubycon]

Anus Magillicutty

 

[ShadoWing]

Lady in the Water.

 

[Loop2kil]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Natural Born Killers - I turned it off about a third into it. I don't need that crap in my brain.
Taps.

Wow, funny that one is in my top 5 favorites of all time....brutality at its finest.

someone else, mentioned Scarface - are you on drugs or trying to funny?

I've turned off so many bad movies i've forgotten most of them. Of the ones i can actually remember i would say....
Streetfighter
Hudson hawk
napoleon dynamite needs to be added to this list for sure.

 

[mpitts]

Brian Adams Rocks

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Just as a quick reference, A movie that completely sucks,
The Quick and the Undead is a stunning MASTER WORK OF GENIOUS compared to Geek Maggot Bingo.

You beat me to it! Curse you and your house!

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Soul Plane was the worst I've seen in a long time

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: dr150
You can always count on Uwe Boll to be at the bottom of the barrell


Latest Masterpieces;
Alone In the Dark Ratings
Bloodrayne Ratings

But, don't you get to see Kristanna Loken's tatas in BloodRayne?

I thought the Grudge was the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. I went in expecting to see a half decent horror, and left disappointed.

 

[0roo0roo]

blood rayne, total incompetence
Lars von Trier films, pretentious no talent hack.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: Raduque

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Just as a quick reference, A movie that completely sucks,
The Quick and the Undead is a stunning MASTER WORK OF GENIOUS compared to Geek Maggot Bingo.

You beat me to it! Curse you and your house!

Noooooo!
The curse must be lifted!

 

[Chaotic42]

"Down to You"

That's what I get for going to the movie with an 18 year old girl.

 

[Robor]

The movie 'Hotel' is the worst movie ever made. Period.