What's the worst film ever made?

[angminas]

Originally posted by: Loop2kil

someone else, mentioned Scarface - are you on drugs or trying to funny?

I thought Scarface was painful. It was like watching pro wrestling where everyone's a heel.

Hudson Hawk was slow in parts but overall I very much enjoyed it. It has some truly classic moments, both good and bad.

How about Boys, that Winona Ryder turd? Only an angry Klingon could adequately pan that waste of plastic.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Troll 2 scores 'high' too

 

[Braznor]

I liked Battlefield 2. For some reason, I loved the crazy antics of Terl the psyclop chief of security and his deputy, especially the scenes where the deputy tries to stupidly blackmail Travolta with a tape. That movie is so bad it's a classic!!!

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
But, don't you get to see Kristanna Loken's tatas in BloodRayne?

I thought the Grudge was the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. I went in expecting to see a half decent horror, and left disappointed.

You sure do . I was watching and wham, bam thank you ma'am, I was not disappointed .

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Vic
This is the worst movie I ever saw in the theaters -- Text, but only because I saw Blair Witch on DVD.

I am now compelled to watch this flick. The title alone seems like a winner.

Worst movies I saw in the theater were probably Blair Witch and Revenge of the Nerds part 4.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Why am I the only one to say "Napoleon Dynamite"?



That was the biggest pile of crap I've ever tried to watch... And I saw ALL of Ultraviolet! :Q

Both of those were terrible (I screened a Divx copy of Ultraviolet...not sure why I forced myself to sit through it....)

I want to second the mention of Scarface. I don't understand why so many people like that crap. DePalma just flat-out sucks. The only good thing about the Untouchables was Connery and his wonderful one-liners.

 

[Luthien]

Superman IV

 

[jmcoreymv]

Melinda & Melinda

 

[BATCH71]

Blair Witch Project.= Steaming Pile of Llamma Dung

I was literally angry after I left the theater. Bad everything, acting, ending, plot. Blah.

As far as some of the other choices here, I enjoy a lot of B and C grade movies. Hell, they all can't be blockbusters

Dave

 

[SirStev0]

100 Worst Movies

From Rotten Tomatoes.

 

[KeypoX]

The Party at Kitty and Stud's aka Italian Stallion
and you guys thought he got the name from rocky hmph

http://imdb.com/title/tt0065904/

 

[AAman]

The Doom Generation

<SHUDDER>

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: asapcorp
I can't decide which is the worst film ever made. It's a toss-up between Ocean's Twelve, Tank Girl and Cat Woman.

Have you seen "Plan 9 From Outer Space"?

 

[Goosemaster]

"the grudge 2" was pretty bad, but I still contend that "Rollerball," the remake (200ish) with LLcoolJ is the worst I've seen.

I caught a bit of 'Stealth' and it was pretty bad though...

 

[ed21x]

nobody is digging hard enough:

1. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
2. Over the Top
3. Judge Dredd
4. (insert next non-Rambo/Rocky Silvestor Stallone move)

followed by:
1. Any 'Buddy' movie by Disney
2. A Very Brady Sequel
3. Kung Pow
4. Congo

 

[angminas]

Originally posted by: BATCH71
As far as some of the other choices here, I enjoy a lot of B and C grade movies. Hell, they all can't be blockbusters

Dave

I'm reminded of Starship Troopers 2. Widely panned, but actually not that bad. Some decent acting, a slightly innovative story, tolerable dialog, and great sfx (considering the budget).

Not counting the PSAs, I like it better than the first one.

Though the first SST game was great. Way back in '97. Top-down 2d space combat. It was hosted on AOL and on Gamestorm. I loved that game. Anyone here ever play it? I was Black Arrow / Soul Arrow...

 

[davestar]

Godzilla with Matthew Broderick was pretty heinous

 

[pontifex]

Conquest

its a 1980s italian fantasy movie. beyond horrible

Or maybe Defcon 4

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
Epic Movie...I still kick myself in the ass everyday for sitting through the whole thing.

Hey, at least it was that long

 

[pontifex]

I just watched another horrible one last night - The New Barbarians

its an Italian post nuclear war type movie. so bad...

remind me to stop renting Italian movies, no matter how interesting they might sound. the only ones that were any good were a few spaghetti westerns. other than that, everything else so far sucks.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: angminas

Originally posted by: Loop2kil

someone else, mentioned Scarface - are you on drugs or trying to funny?

I thought Scarface was painful. It was like watching pro wrestling where everyone's a heel.

Hudson Hawk was slow in parts but overall I very much enjoyed it. It has some truly classic moments, both good and bad.

How about Boys, that Winona Ryder turd? Only an angry Klingon could adequately pan that waste of plastic.

Scarface was horrible in my opinion. I couldn't finish it. it was so boring.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: angminas

Originally posted by: BATCH71
As far as some of the other choices here, I enjoy a lot of B and C grade movies. Hell, they all can't be blockbusters

Dave

I'm reminded of Starship Troopers 2. Widely panned, but actually not that bad. Some decent acting, a slightly innovative story, tolerable dialog, and great sfx (considering the budget).

Not counting the PSAs, I like it better than the first one.

Though the first SST game was great. Way back in '97. Top-down 2d space combat. It was hosted on AOL and on Gamestorm. I loved that game. Anyone here ever play it? I was Black Arrow / Soul Arrow...

you do know Starship Troopers is based on a book by Robert Heinlen called Starship Troopers. Its been awhile since i read the book and saw the movie but I'm pretty sure they were vastly different.

 

[conehead433]

PS Your Cat Is Dead with Steve Guttenberg.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Loop2kil

Originally posted by: ironwing
Natural Born Killers - I turned it off about a third into it. I don't need that crap in my brain.
Taps.

Wow, funny that one is in my top 5 favorites of all time....brutality at its finest.

someone else, mentioned Scarface - are you on drugs or trying to funny?

I've turned off so many bad movies i've forgotten most of them. Of the ones i can actually remember i would say....
Streetfighter
Hudson hawk
napoleon dynamite needs to be added to this list for sure.

Hudson Hawk>You

 

[Abel007]

In my personal opinion,

12 Monkeys is the worst movie ever.