What's the wisest thing anyones ever said to you?

[TXHokie]

"Wherever you go, there you are" - so I don't bother going anywhere anymore.

 

[Zedtom]

There is an obsolete computer part within ten feet of every desktop computer in your house.

 

[Gibson486]

someone here once told me....

you work for money.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Stop that or you'll go blind! 😛

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
"We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path."

But I still hate everyone but myself.

We hate you too. 😛

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: manowar821
Freedom is free.

Freedom costs a "Buck-oh-five".

 

[sdifox]

1. Don't get married.
2. If you get married, don't have kids.

I failed to heed the advices...

 

[ScottFern]

"You can either work now, or you can work later." Referring to your career goals.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Read "Desiderata".

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: jwells777
If it flies, floats, or fucks...rent it.

Where did you hear that from? The CO of my last ship in the Navy used to say that all the time. Kind of strange seeing it elsewhere.

 

[djheater]

Generally, you can be right, or you can be happy.

/RIP Dad....

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Don't waste your time thinking about what if's.

/RIP Pepa

 

[BrownTown]

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN

Originally posted by: BoomerD
If you ain't cheatin...you ain't tryin...

wtf

You never heard that quote before? Kinda sad to realize, but its 100%.

EDIT: TBH, if you want some really insightful quotes read some by Hitler, Stalin, or Nietzsche, they all 3 see the screwed up side of reality very clearly. Its nice reading a bunch of beautifull and inspiring quotes, but every once and awhile you need to look at the dark and depressing quotes to get the full view of life.

 

[meltdown75]

giver giver giver 'til her buttcheeks quiver.

 

[Steve]

Me: I think she's got a boyfriend
Ken: So what? You're Steve!

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Don't squat with yer spurs on.

Always drink UPSTREAM from the heard.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

There's more ways to skin a cat than stickin' its head in a bootjack and jerkin' on its tail.

 

[lokiju]

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease"

My Dad used to always say that to me and it's so true.

Some times you just have to speak up and make some noise.

 

[spidey07]

"perception is reality"

and

"It's always who you know, not what you know."

You can live your entire life pretty well with just these two.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Mucho
"Don't worry about things you have no control over."

I've said this one to my wife so many times, yet she still does 🙁

 

[Geekbabe]

"At 50 your life should be getting easier, not harder,why don't you give yourself a gift and dump everyone and everything that isn't into making life easier"

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: BrownTown

Originally posted by: MegaVovaN

Originally posted by: BoomerD
If you ain't cheatin...you ain't tryin...

wtf

You never heard that quote before? Kinda sad to realize, but its 100%.

EDIT: TBH, if you want some really insightful quotes read some by Hitler, Stalin, or Nietzsche, they all 3 see the screwed up side of reality very clearly. Its nice reading a bunch of beautifull and inspiring quotes, but every once and awhile you need to look at the dark and depressing quotes to get the full view of life.

Originally posted by: djheater
Generally, you can be right, or you can be happy.

/RIP Dad....

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: djheater
Generally, you can be right, or you can be happy.

/RIP Dad....

is that the same as ignorance is bliss?

 

[nakedfrog]

Don't bother to give advice, people never listen.

 

[anxi80]

don't worry what everybody else is saying or doing. you need only to worry about one person... yourself.

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

"You don't want a ready-made family."