What's the wisest thing anyones ever said to you?

[Siddhartha]

don't sweat the small stuff.

"Mind your own business"

"Avoid complex and or confusing relationships. If she hasn't told you she likes and wants you she probably doesn't."

 

[dudeman007]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
When it comes to relationships, we all have "issues". The question really is about whether your issues are compatible with their issues...

Sounds like a good advice quote. I like it.

 

[Rogodin2]

I thought you'd use a Hesse line Sid

Rogo

 

[imported_Truenofan]

Originally posted by: Devine
Don't reenlist

i give that to everyone i can.

 

[imported_Mike]

A random old lady asked me a question, I answered her question. She then came back at me with "If you're wrong, can I pluck every pubic hair one at time from your body?" I said no, she laughed, I was scared.

 

[TallBill]

DUCK!!!

 

[Mucho]

"Don't worry about things you have no control over."

 

[DigitalCancer]

"With great power, comes great responsibility"

 

[edro]

Money doesn't buy happiness.

and

As a rule, man is a fool.
When it is hot, he wants it cool,
When it is cool, he wants it hot.
Never happy with what he's got,
Always wanting, what is not.

 

[jwells777]

If it flies, floats, or fucks...rent it.

 

[Rage187]

always look at the mother before marrying the daughter, she will eventually look like her.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: jwells777
If it flies, floats, or fucks...rent it.

I've got to use that on the wife sometime.

 

[Lalakai]

"If you wake up and you're not at room temperature, it's a good day."

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
Teach a man to build a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Same thing, but with fishing and eating as the references.

 

[BoomerD]

If you ain't cheatin...you ain't tryin...

 

[Engraver]

"Man who walks sideways through turnstyle is always going to Bangkok."

 

[Patt]

<Michael Scott>What's the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?</Michael Scott>
<Dwight Schrute>"You're an idiot. Changed my life."</Dwight Schrute>

This is what I thought of Can you tell I'm looking forward to the Office starting again?

As for real life ... my grandfather used to tell me to find work that I loved, and it would never seem like work.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
If you ain't cheatin...you ain't tryin...

wtf

 

[CraKaJaX]

"No matter how sh!tty tomorrow may be... it will still only be 24 hours."

- My Roommate

 

[KB]

'Bake a pie, eat a pie'
'Never bring a knife to a gunfight'

 

[krunchykrome]

Invest now while you're young

 

[Exterous]

"Life isn't fair no matter what everyone else says or wants."

 

[Felisity]

See signature.... I don't remember where I first saw/heard this, but I love it.

 

[moshquerade]

my uncle told me "your high school years will be the easiest years of your life"
i thought he was fos at the time, but he was right.

 

[manowar821]

Freedom is free.