Originally posted by: halik
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
I used to drive every other weekend in college to see my ex, it was a 600 mile round trip... one day, she says that I'm not there enough and she needs someone who is. Later find out she's talking to this guy from class who she claimed asked her out to dinner but she said no. One of my buddies installs a key logger on her machine, and I found out this guy has been using her computer!! I end getting his and her aol password. So I go down one weekend knowing I'm going to break up with her. I get her really drunk and Do her I T B... I get back to my dorm, and break up with her... then proceed to tell her I cheated on her earlier in the relationship with my ex, whom she hates. Then I proceed to change all her, and her "friend's" aol passwords, I heard the guy's MOM had to call aol and get it changed back b/c the account wasn't in his name. Then, for good measure, I continue to fck with her head and tell her I still love her. I call later that night just as the "friend" walked in, and she puts him on the phone. I tell him, "man to man, she's not worth it, she's a selfish btch who only cares about herself and she will do this to you too, watch." He thinks he's going to be a clown and put me on speakerphone for all of his friends and her roomates to hear. I tell him "You can have her anyway, she's damaged goods". He says, "Oh yeah, and why is that?" I ask him, "Where was she last weekend? I'll tell u where she was... she was on the couch you are sitting on right now, drunk when I STUCK IT IN HER @%$!!!!!!!" I hear her scream and say "hang up hang up now!!" and dive for the phone... It was probably the best payback I've ever had on an ex
that one is soo great.... i love that story!!
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mine isnt that good. Right before xmas my girl at the time decided that "she needs to think about everything" and that we shouldnt see each other over xmas blah blah. Anyway she didnt wanna go to our HUGE (200 bottles of champagne, 3 kegs, live dj) new years party, but instead she wanted to go to her friend's from home party. Anywhoo iw as like whatever (mostly because jesus was source of problems) went to our party and hooked up with roomies ex' sister (HOT). Anyway maybe two weeks after that we broke up and now i found out that shes messing around with her friend from home (the guy whos ny's party she went to). Yay for good timing
Well I'd say it evens out then. Jesus seems to be a problem in many relationships.
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