Originally posted by: Rage187
"do you have video clip of this? dam "
nah, but the whole time I was getting the bath, all I could do was look down and smile
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
I used to drive every other weekend in college to see my ex, it was a 600 mile round trip... one day, she says that I'm not there enough and she needs someone who is. Later find out she's talking to this guy from class who she claimed asked her out to dinner but she said no. One of my buddies installs a key logger on her machine, and I found out this guy has been using her computer!! I end getting his and her aol password. So I go down one weekend knowing I'm going to break up with her. I get her really drunk and Do her I T B... I get back to my dorm, and break up with her... then proceed to tell her I cheated on her earlier in the relationship with my ex, whom she hates. Then I proceed to change all her, and her "friend's" aol passwords, I heard the guy's MOM had to call aol and get it changed back b/c the account wasn't in his name. Then, for good measure, I continue to fck with her head and tell her I still love her. I call later that night just as the "friend" walked in, and she puts him on the phone. I tell him, "man to man, she's not worth it, she's a selfish btch who only cares about herself and she will do this to you too, watch." He thinks he's going to be a clown and put me on speakerphone for all of his friends and her roomates to hear. I tell him "You can have her anyway, she's damaged goods". He says, "Oh yeah, and why is that?" I ask him, "Where was she last weekend? I'll tell u where she was... she was on the couch you are sitting on right now, drunk when I STUCK IT IN HER @%$!!!!!!!" I hear her scream and say "hang up hang up now!!" and dive for the phone... It was probably the best payback I've ever had on an ex
You're right, because I've posted it here before... You could probably find it with a search... The story is 100% legit tho... I used to drive from WVU to Stockton College (near Atlantic City, NJ) for the year that I was going out with this selfish bitch... we even lived together for 4 months in MD when I was doing my internship. I guess the distance was just too much (for her), and she couldn't wait ONE semester for me to graduate with my bachelor's. Was I pissed? Hell yes! Before the whole incident I IM'd the guy and told him he was going to meet my friend who could speak 357 languages haaha, and he was a part time rent a cop... I could have gotten in some sht, but I got my revenge on her. Funny thing was, even after all that sht went down we still went out to dinner about 6 months later and got some closure... she apologized, as did I, and wished each other luck. Last I heard he (the cop) dropped her like a bad habit, and I'm soon to be engaged... so what goes around, comes around.Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
I used to drive every other weekend in college to see my ex, it was a 600 mile round trip... one day, she says that I'm not there enough and she needs someone who is. Later find out she's talking to this guy from class who she claimed asked her out to dinner but she said no. One of my buddies installs a key logger on her machine, and I found out this guy has been using her computer!! I end getting his and her aol password. So I go down one weekend knowing I'm going to break up with her. I get her really drunk and Do her I T B... I get back to my dorm, and break up with her... then proceed to tell her I cheated on her earlier in the relationship with my ex, whom she hates. Then I proceed to change all her, and her "friend's" aol passwords, I heard the guy's MOM had to call aol and get it changed back b/c the account wasn't in his name. Then, for good measure, I continue to fck with her head and tell her I still love her. I call later that night just as the "friend" walked in, and she puts him on the phone. I tell him, "man to man, she's not worth it, she's a selfish btch who only cares about herself and she will do this to you too, watch." He thinks he's going to be a clown and put me on speakerphone for all of his friends and her roomates to hear. I tell him "You can have her anyway, she's damaged goods". He says, "Oh yeah, and why is that?" I ask him, "Where was she last weekend? I'll tell u where she was... she was on the couch you are sitting on right now, drunk when I STUCK IT IN HER @%$!!!!!!!" I hear her scream and say "hang up hang up now!!" and dive for the phone... It was probably the best payback I've ever had on an ex
I've heard variations of this story before, I'm just trying to remember where.
I'll refrain from calling schenanigans just yet, but I know I've heard this before somewhere.
Originally posted by: 3point14
I posted this yesterday in another thread, but here it goes (again)...
Right before I got shingles (a type of herpes caused from chickenpox) I broke up with my gf. After two weeks of being seperated she called me up to fix her computer. Since I was still pvssy whipped (literally because I was still gettin some), I came over at the time she specified. Once I got there, she rushed me into fixing things in less than a hour (format and reinstallation of programs on a 233). I come to find out that the reason of her hastiness was because her new boyfriend was coming over and she didn't want him to know that I was there. I told her that I would have to come back and finish up her computer. Well...the reason for me mentioning that I had shingles is because I was prescribed Valtrex to cure it, which just so happens to cure genital herpes as well. When she called me back to have me finish fixing her computer I took my old bottle of Valtrex and left it in her house where her boyfriend could find it. The next day I get a message on my voice mail about how I ruined her relationship and possible marriage opportunity with this guy because of my "stupid lil' prank." I laughed, deleted the message, and never saw her again.
Ohh yeah, and her computer never got fixed.
Originally posted by: SP33Demon
I used to drive every other weekend in college to see my ex, it was a 600 mile round trip... one day, she says that I'm not there enough and she needs someone who is. Later find out she's talking to this guy from class who she claimed asked her out to dinner but she said no. One of my buddies installs a key logger on her machine, and I found out this guy has been using her computer!! I end getting his and her aol password. So I go down one weekend knowing I'm going to break up with her. I get her really drunk and Do her I T B... I get back to my dorm, and break up with her... then proceed to tell her I cheated on her earlier in the relationship with my ex, whom she hates. Then I proceed to change all her, and her "friend's" aol passwords, I heard the guy's MOM had to call aol and get it changed back b/c the account wasn't in his name. Then, for good measure, I continue to fck with her head and tell her I still love her. I call later that night just as the "friend" walked in, and she puts him on the phone. I tell him, "man to man, she's not worth it, she's a selfish btch who only cares about herself and she will do this to you too, watch." He thinks he's going to be a clown and put me on speakerphone for all of his friends and her roomates to hear. I tell him "You can have her anyway, she's damaged goods". He says, "Oh yeah, and why is that?" I ask him, "Where was she last weekend? I'll tell u where she was... she was on the couch you are sitting on right now, drunk when I STUCK IT IN HER @%$!!!!!!!" I hear her scream and say "hang up hang up now!!" and dive for the phone... It was probably the best payback I've ever had on an ex
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