Most messed up thing I ever did in a relationship was sleeping with an ex-girlfriends
twin sister because the two sisters were fighting and she wanted revenge.
twin sister because the two sisters were fighting and she wanted revenge.
I accidentally hooked up with my (at the time) girlfriend's sister. I wasn't getting any from the gf, so I decided to shop around. I honestly had no idea they were related. Though, I'm quite sure she knew and just didnt clue me in. I didn't find out the two were related until I went out with the girlfriend, the other girl was there and was introduced as her sister. Shortly after I broke up with her -no explanation, but I couldn't deal with the guilt.
JDub02
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This came from a friend ... he supposedly knew someone who went to his g/f's graduation party. they snuck off and hooked up, came back and ate, and then he broke up with her.
almost sounds like something from snopes, but it's funny in a twisted sort of way.
almost sounds like something from snopes, but it's funny in a twisted sort of way.
Uhhhh...were you going out with her for like 1 day or something?! How could you not know she had a sister :Q
yeah...the sisters of girlfriends tend to be hotter than the girlfriend for some reason. stupid way the world works
Originally posted by: Feldenak
I'd rather not say...statute of limitations and all.
so we'll hear in a few years or is it never?
OMG I have everyone beat.
WARNING!!!! GROSS STUFF ABOUT TO BE SAID
Before I got married, I had a 3 month bachelor party w/ a girl from work.
On Friday nights I would sleep w/ my soon to be wife, take a shower, then go screw the girl from work.
One friday night, the girl from work would not stop paging me telling me to come over.
I told her I had not taken a shower yet; she said she didnt care.
SO I went over there anyways and the girl gave me a sponge bath w/ her tongue.
she got mr. happy nice and clean..
WARNING!!!! GROSS STUFF ABOUT TO BE SAID
Before I got married, I had a 3 month bachelor party w/ a girl from work.
On Friday nights I would sleep w/ my soon to be wife, take a shower, then go screw the girl from work.
One friday night, the girl from work would not stop paging me telling me to come over.
I told her I had not taken a shower yet; she said she didnt care.
SO I went over there anyways and the girl gave me a sponge bath w/ her tongue.
she got mr. happy nice and clean..
Your not serious, identical twins aren't completely identical.
Not to mention after dating one, I could tell the difference between them.
Though I do regret it, because being sisters, they eventually made up, and I became
a even bigger jackass in their eyes.
if your story is true, which I doubt, you are a complete retard for posting it here. unless you secretly want to be found out, which is always a possibility.
"do you have video clip of this? dam "
nah, but the whole time I was getting the bath, all I could do was look down and smile
nah, but the whole time I was getting the bath, all I could do was look down and smile
"if your story is true, which I doubt"
yep, I just made up the whole thing..
you got me..
damn your good.
yep, I just made up the whole thing..
you got me..
damn your good.
SP33Demon
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I used to drive every other weekend in college to see my ex, it was a 600 mile round trip... one day, she says that I'm not there enough and she needs someone who is. Later find out she's talking to this guy from class who she claimed asked her out to dinner but she said no. One of my buddies installs a key logger on her machine, and I found out this guy has been using her computer!! I end getting his and her aol password. So I go down one weekend knowing I'm going to break up with her. I get her really drunk and Do her I T B... I get back to my dorm, and break up with her... then proceed to tell her I cheated on her earlier in the relationship with my ex, whom she hates. Then I proceed to change all her, and her "friend's" aol passwords, I heard the guy's MOM had to call aol and get it changed back b/c the account wasn't in his name. Then, for good measure, I continue to fck with her head and tell her I still love her. I call later that night just as the "friend" walked in, and she puts him on the phone. I tell him, "man to man, she's not worth it, she's a selfish btch who only cares about herself and she will do this to you too, watch." He thinks he's going to be a clown and put me on speakerphone for all of his friends and her roomates to hear. I tell him "You can have her anyway, she's damaged goods". He says, "Oh yeah, and why is that?" I ask him, "Where was she last weekend? I'll tell u where she was... she was on the couch you are sitting on right now, drunk when I STUCK IT IN HER @%$!!!!!!!" I hear her scream and say "hang up hang up now!!" and dive for the phone... It was probably the best payback I've ever had on an ex
The most fvcked up thing I've ever done in a relationship was punching my ex in the face. This was after she punched me about 10 times and hit me upside the head with one of those big candles that you sit in the middle of a dining room table (the ones that are about as thick and half as tall as a 2 liter bottle of soda). She got a busted lip, I had a black eye and a nice sized gash on my forehead. I still feel bad about it though. I was trying to walk away and got belted upside the head with the candle and I lost my temper and hit her back.
Moral of the story? Make sure the trinkets your girl is buying for around the house can't be used as a weapon. Just in case.
Moral of the story? Make sure the trinkets your girl is buying for around the house can't be used as a weapon. Just in case.
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