What's the first thing you said when you woke up this morning

[n7]

Likely swearing...

 

[amol]

fuck.

 

[JoeKing]

"Hey beautiful"



as I flexed in front of the mirror 😛

actually it was probably "good morning" to a neighbor on my way to pick up the mail. About 1 hour after waking.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
"Hey"

About 10 minutes after I woke up.

Same thing, but it took me about 40 minutes.

Maybe some muttering before that. No alarm today so no profanity.

 

[imported_Mike]

"FVCK! Im going to be late..."


and I was, 3 minutes late. *shrugs*

 

[sharkeeper]

LOL this thread reminds me of some research that someone did by putting microphones in clock radios and recording the output at waking to see how people reacted to the alarm. Some wake very fast and others grumble, etc.

Example

I could have a *lot* of fun with this! :evil:

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Probably some profanity as I ripped a singing snowman out of my sisters arms that she had conveniently placed next to my ears and at maximum volume awakening me 😛

 

[Gurck]

I stubbed my toe and if the filter would somehow let me repeat what I said, I'd be summarily banned.

 

[sharkeeper]

Probably some profanity as I ripped a singing snowman out of my sisters arms that she had conveniently placed next to my ears and at maximum volume awakening me

Wow this must have been you!

 

"love you too" to the gf.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
The first word out of my mouth in the morning is usually profanity.

I can't say it here, don't want to get banned.

Viper GTS

Same..

The first words out of my mouth this morning was.. 'fvck'

 

[MournSanity]

"On a mountian"

I was listening to Beyond Electic Dreams by Bad Religion right before I went to sleep.

 

[FrustratedUser]

"mmmMMMMMMAaaaHHHH... ohhh ...aaawwww. fvcking shit.....Bbbbbwwwrwrr"

 

[psiu]

"I'm taking this loop off."

Upon wakeup.

 

[dsfunk]

I looked in the mirror and said, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"

 

[EyeMWing]

"Do we even know if this thing HAS a map sensor?"

About 30 seconds later, I found it in the service manual. Everything I said before that was "mmhm" or some other manly grunt. I'd been awake for about 45 minutes.

 

[BMdoobieW]

I said "Hi baby" to my wife 🙂

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper

Probably some profanity as I ripped a singing snowman out of my sisters arms that she had conveniently placed next to my ears and at maximum volume awakening me

Wow this must have been you!

Not quite that bad.

Different song too.

 

[bondboy]

every morning...
"Fvck"

 

[LtPage1]

"Yes, Natalie Portman, I would like some sex before breakfast."

 

[AreaCode707]

"Hi Trish, this is Paige. The girls' alarm clock is playing through the whole cd and this is the third day in a row - could you please turn it off?"

Said about .3 seconds after waking up - I rolled over in bed and grabbed my cell phone to call upstairs at 6:30 this morning. It drives me nuts when the kids leave their alarm on when they go off to camp or wherever. It just plays and plays and plays.... Unfortunately my phone dropped the call so I wound up getting up and turning it off myself.

<---- lives in the downstairs part of a family's home.

 

[I Saw OJ]

"hey, dont ask me, I just got here.."

me about an hour and a half after i woke up, walking into work.


seht

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It was probably "Math test...".

 

[gooseman]

Ouch.

 

[lavagirl669]

"Hi love" to my dog as she cracks one eye open and forces herself awake 🙂