What's the first thing you said when you woke up this morning

[AccruedExpenditure]

For me I think it was... "Hey I wanted to check if I could pick up my paycheck today" on the phone about 1.5 hours after I woke up...

you?

 

[Viper GTS]

The first word out of my mouth in the morning is usually profanity.

I can't say it here, don't want to get banned.

Viper GTS

 

[JulesMaximus]

The first thing I said was "yes" in response to my wife asking me if I wanted her to turn on the shower for me.

 

[vshah]

i said "hey baby" in the mirror to myself, of course.

 

[Ryan]

"Hello" Stupid mofo's at work woke me up.

 

[TallBill]

"yeah.... yeah... i'm up" I said that when someone woke me up to go to work. I obviously wasn't really up.

 

[alien42]

i would be willing to bet a lot of people wake up and say something to themselves without realizing it. i think i said fvck this morning.

 

[mcvickj]

"What the..."

 

[DnetMHZ]

son of a f'n b!tch (when the alarm went off)

 

[quakefiend420]

i asked my gf where my phone was, i think

 

[meltdown75]

"it's 6:52, your alarm is on snooze ok"

 

[Argo]

Most of the time it's "f*ck" in response to my alarm clock going on.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: TallBill
"yeah.... yeah... i'm up" I said that when someone woke me up to go to work. I obviously wasn't really up.

ahhh,the traditional morning lie...great way to start the Day!

 

[jjones]

Owww!?!

My three year old daughter was jumping on the bed and landed her knee right on my head.

 

[Chaotic42]

"Hey"

About 10 minutes after I woke up.

 

[her209]

/still sleeping

 

[Vilica]

Haven't spoken a word to a soul yet... been up 23 minutes.

 

[NTB]

"d@mn it's cold in here!"

Stupid old house w/ no central heating

Nate

 

[NFS4]

"Hello"

Was awakened by my GF calling me cell and telling me that she got a job at a Day Care Center

 

[MercenaryForHire]

(string of profanity directed at alarm clock)

The usual.

- M4H

 

[Trygve]

"Can I call you back in a moment?"

-- I'd been up for three or four hours at that point.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Do grunt's count? If not then it probably was, "the monitor was off" (in response to, Why is there no picture on the screen?).

 

[cmdavid]

"awwww man.... I wet my bed AGAIN!"

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i hope thats drool

(still half asleep)

 

[RaDragon]

"Ok"