What's the first thing you said when you woke up this morning

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amol

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Originally posted by: xSauronx
immediately after i woke up: "god fvcking damnit" because my alarm clock wasnt set properly. power went out last night when someone ran into a telephone pole, so my clock was set to pm at 5 am and i didnt get up til 5:30 :/

whoa whoa whoa, SLOW DOWN!!

there's a 5:30 in the MORNING?!?! :Q
 

Kitkat13

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I hopped out of bed and hit the snooze bar and then jumped back under the covers cause it was cold... I had just gotten comfy when I said... "Awww crap, now I gotta PEE!":frown:
 

OverVolt

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"just gimme the exam!?!?!" (out of breath)

about 2hours after i woke up.

after driving to class and finding no senior parking, the juniors took it. so i sped around the block doing like 45over and swung my car into a parrallel spot in .002seconds across the road and then ran .5miles while sick (fever/flu/theususal) in the 15F cold to the lecture hall and then proceeded to try and concentrate while coughing for an hour straight.

wasn't fun :(

have to goto exams no matter what though.
 

Engineer

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Sh!t.....time to go to work again!!! :|

:D

and the reason that I say such "dirty" words...

Originally posted by: Amol
Originally posted by: xSauronx
immediately after i woke up: "god fvcking damnit" because my alarm clock wasnt set properly. power went out last night when someone ran into a telephone pole, so my clock was set to pm at 5 am and i didnt get up til 5:30 :/

whoa whoa whoa, SLOW DOWN!!

there's a 5:30 in the MORNING?!?! :Q

Because it's 5:00 in the morning. I'm on the road to work at 5:30!!! :Q
 

jai6638

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Originally posted by: Kitkat13
I hopped out of bed and hit the snooze bar and then jumped back under the covers cause it was cold... I had just gotten comfy when I said... "Awww crap, now I gotta PEE!":frown:

ahhh damn. i hate it when that happens :( !
 

rudeguy

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Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Without really remembering...I can almost positive it was "Fvcking god damn cat!"

yep...Woke up to my cat hanging about 3 feet above me, stuck to the plastic covering my bedroom window. Apparently she was going for the high jump record. However, I won the medal for "farthest cat fling before the sun came up"

/me shows off his pretty medal
 

rudeguy

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Dec 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: jai6638
Originally posted by: Kitkat13
I hopped out of bed and hit the snooze bar and then jumped back under the covers cause it was cold... I had just gotten comfy when I said... "Awww crap, now I gotta PEE!":frown:

ahhh damn. i hate it when that happens :( !

god made empty milk jugs for a reason my friend
 

gflores

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Originally posted by: Kitkat13
I hopped out of bed and hit the snooze bar and then jumped back under the covers cause it was cold... I had just gotten comfy when I said... "Awww crap, now I gotta PEE!":frown:

LOL, I always do that.
 

MithShrike

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
The first word out of my mouth in the morning is usually profanity.

I can't say it here, don't want to get banned.

Viper GTS

Same. Normally it's fvcking sh!t it's 6am...
 

Juice Box

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Nov 7, 2003
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I usually yell "SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" at the alarm clock, im hopes it will shut the FVCK up!
 

gutharius

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Originally posted by: alien42
i would be willing to bet a lot of people wake up and say something to themselves without realizing it. i think i said fvck this morning.

 

gutharius

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May 26, 2004
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Originally posted by: Monkey muppet
First Words: "Good morning, Business Systems ServiceDesk"

Time after awake: 10mins.

Woah! 10minutes? Do you telecommute or something?
 

Transition

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Sep 8, 2001
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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
 

eshrai

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Nov 19, 2001
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I said "what time is it?" to notfred, as I do everymorning cause I'm too frickin' blind to see the clock. :)
 

jlee

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Sep 12, 2001
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"Holy ****" when I realized that I had fell back asleep and woke up 23 minutes before I had to be at work, which is 20 miles away.
I was five minutes late. :p
 

myusername

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Let's see .. how about, "I'd like a sausage biscuit with cheese, a seasoned fries, and a large iced tea", about 6 hours after I woke up.