Whats the best comeback / putdown / insult you've heard?

[DAGTA]

Person A: *points at crotch* "Suck on it!"
Person B: *points at crotch* "CHOKE on it!"

My 12yo nephew said this one earlier this summer...
"Your dick is so small you piss on your balls!"

 

[shortylickens]

I can think of two.
Both of them were made by me.

-First incident-

Shorty: Complaining about something
Henry: "Oh, my pvssy hurts!"
Shorty: "Your pvssy feels good."
Henry: ?!?!?!?!?

Nobody said sh1t to me for a whole week.


-Second Incident-
James: "Damn Shorty, you smell like a french whore today!"
Shorty: "Well, James I was fvcking your mother this morning."

James was peeved for a few days, but he got over it.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Person A: *points at crotch* "Suck on it!"
Person B: Sorry, I can't, I choke on small objects

FIXED

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: everman
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

"I fart in your general direction!"

 

[krcat1]

I was sitting in the office cube, when I heard this conversation by guy one, a somewhat naive nice guy with gf problems, and guy two, a ex-bartender turned programmer:

One: I am swearing off girls forever.
Two: So, you are Mr. Handy now.
One: NO!
Two: Ewww! Animals.

 

[RatDog]

My favorite to use in road rage arguments is "You're driving like a woman!"

 

[skyking]

How about a nice hot cup of SHUT THE FVCK UP!