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No Lifer
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Anubis
No Lifer
Originally posted by: Nik
my friends 10 year old brother spat that one out one day and it totally flored all of us
From Smallville:
Victoria Hardwick: "How could you do this to me, Lex?... It was just business"
Lex Luthor: "Sleeping with me was just business? I'd hate to think what that makes you"
Victoria Hardwick: "How could you do this to me, Lex?... It was just business"
Lex Luthor: "Sleeping with me was just business? I'd hate to think what that makes you"
Person 1: Lame comeback or stupid comment
Person 2: Is that your comeback?
Person 1: If you want my cum back you can pump your mom's stomach.
<<<actually happened
Person 2: Is that your comeback?
Person 1: If you want my cum back you can pump your mom's stomach.
<<<actually happened
Yeah, people easily set themselves up for that. What makes them think "Wow, nice comeback." in a sarcastic tone has a big effect anyways?
This is a true story:
I was walking downtown Nashville one day in ... hmm... gotta say summer 1998 and there was a big right to life rally. It happened to be the same day as a national girl scout something-or-other. The right to lifers had these huge signs with pics of aborted fetuses and were being really obnoxious. My feelings on the matter aside, I was really pissed off how they were harrassing people and getting in their faces and stuff. I was trying to walk by and some idiot (late teens early 20's) came up to me and tried to get my to sign some kind of petition and I was like... leave me alone... and no matter how I tried to be calm and not kick his ass, he insisted on walking with me and being a pita.
So, with everyone watching I loudly, but calmly told him:
"Your very existence negates your entire argument! No leave me the he!! alone!!! "
He did not get it at first but a small group of other ppl who were also being harrassed clapped!
no biggie now, but at the time, it was really funny.
I was walking downtown Nashville one day in ... hmm... gotta say summer 1998 and there was a big right to life rally. It happened to be the same day as a national girl scout something-or-other. The right to lifers had these huge signs with pics of aborted fetuses and were being really obnoxious. My feelings on the matter aside, I was really pissed off how they were harrassing people and getting in their faces and stuff. I was trying to walk by and some idiot (late teens early 20's) came up to me and tried to get my to sign some kind of petition and I was like... leave me alone... and no matter how I tried to be calm and not kick his ass, he insisted on walking with me and being a pita.
So, with everyone watching I loudly, but calmly told him:
"Your very existence negates your entire argument! No leave me the he!! alone!!! "
He did not get it at first but a small group of other ppl who were also being harrassed clapped!
no biggie now, but at the time, it was really funny.Just this past thurs night, we went to the 311 show and papa roach was opening-never was a huge fan, but they had one hell of a show-
anyhow, this guy in the back was flicking off Coby (the lead singer) so he told him off once with a good insult but then, he changed the lyrics of this song on the fly to tell the guy off-something about busting off his middle finger and making him eat it or something-sounded badass with the guitars and all.
Hard to put into words guys, but I try! It was pretty cool when it happened, guess you had to be there
anyhow, this guy in the back was flicking off Coby (the lead singer) so he told him off once with a good insult but then, he changed the lyrics of this song on the fly to tell the guy off-something about busting off his middle finger and making him eat it or something-sounded badass with the guitars and all.
Hard to put into words guys, but I try! It was pretty cool when it happened, guess you had to be there
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
This is a true story:
I was walking downtown Nashville one day in ... hmm... gotta say summer 1998 and there was a big right to life rally. It happened to be the same day as a national girl scout something-or-other. The right to lifers had these huge signs with pics of aborted fetuses and were being really obnoxious. My feelings on the matter aside, I was really pissed off how they were harrassing people and getting in their faces and stuff. I was trying to walk by and some idiot (late teens early 20's) came up to me and tried to get my to sign some kind of petition and I was like... leave me alone... and no matter how I tried to be calm and not kick his ass, he insisted on walking with me and being a pita.
So, with everyone watching I loudly, but calmly told him:
"Your very existence negates your entire argument! No leave me the he!! alone!!! "
He did not get it at first but a small group of other ppl who were also being harrassed clapped!
:laugh: i love it
This was from punked when they got Justin Cabrera (sp).
Guy: "Where are you from?"
Justin: "Texas"
Guy: "Figures, you and the president"
Guy: "Where are you from?"
Justin: "Texas"
Guy: "Figures, you and the president"
One of my favorites is, after someone says something idiotic:
"Put you in a pool and you'll get vegtable soup"
"Put you in a pool and you'll get vegtable soup"
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