What's keeping this guy alive?

[lokiju]

Sounds like my grandpas health history.

 

[5to1baby1in5]

He experienced some 'discomfort' in the leg with the clot.

Must be from the blood circulation returning oxygen to that part of his leg as the clot dissolves.

Too bad they can't dissolve the clot which is preventing oxygen from reaching his soul.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

He's the undead...

The heart attack history is just a cover for when a doctor, not in the loop, can't find his pulse.

"What? No pulse? Dick, you're having another heart attack. Grab your chest and moan!"

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Satan
I don't want that asshole down here, we do have some standards you know.

 

[nageov3t]

who says he's not dead already :shocked:

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: aberdeen5
Evil

Fixed

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: SparkyJJO

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
Topic Title: What's keeping this guy alive?

Obviously Oil

:roll:

Funniest part is that as soon as i saw this, i knew you were from ohio.

 

[Ipno]

Its the baboon heart.

 

[lyssword]

lol @ this thread

 

[Mermaidman]

Darth Cheney

"Noooooooooo . . . "

 

[EagleKeeper]

The Democrats are what is keeping him going.

If he goes, Bush gets to select a VP.

As it stands, there is no Republican heir apparent that the Dems have to worry about.

If Cheny leaves, the the heir has 2 years to be groomed, making it more difficult for the Dems to potentially regain the WH.

 

[Platypus]

he runs on pure evil

 

[dainthomas]

The pureed hearts of several dozen virgins. And jumper cables.

 

[BoomerD]

I can't believe none of youse geeks have gotten this yet....

Darth Cheney?
OR
Dick Vader?

edit...sorry, forgot one:

Proof Positive!

 

[BoberFett]

Originally posted by: randomint
the undying desire to exploit the wealth of the poor through deception and his scarily attainable goal of making America the most hated nation in the world before he dies

The poor's wealth? Yeah, I'm sure that'll have a great ROI.

 

[Miramonti]

Unfortunately this is the downside of modern medicine.

 

[invidia]

He's a paladin with full tier 5 gear

 

[Phokus]

The power of satan.

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: invidia
He's a paladin with full tier 5 gear

Paladins have a lawful good alignment. CHeney is some flavor of evil.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
Too bad they can't dissolve the clot which is preventing oxygen from reaching his soul.

Ok I laughed.

 

[Yossarian]

the dark side of the force

 

[SlowSpyder]

God must agree with his politics, so God keeps him around to continue doing good on Earth.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dark magic employed by teams of necromancers.

I believe he is the new Sith Lord....

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Phokus

Originally posted by: invidia
He's a paladin with full tier 5 gear

Paladins have a lawful good alignment. CHeney is some flavor of evil.

so you're saying an ogre-slaying knife with a +5 against ogres won't do the trick?

 

[Jeff7]

You don't know the power of the Dark Side.

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dark magic employed by teams of necromancers.

I believe he is the new Sith Lord....

No, that's the new Pope. Haven't you seen the pictures and the uncanny resemblance? Cheney's merely the apprentice. I guess Bush would be.....Dark Side Jar-Jar?