What's keeping this guy alive?

[5to1baby1in5]

"He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest."

If most of these happened after the quadruple bypass, then I would hazzard that The Curse Of Tippecanoe is now happening to Vice Presidents after being broken by Ronald Regan.

Update: Back to hospital after experiencing some discomfort in the same leg that has the clot.

Maybe some deep tissue massage to get that little sucker moving.

 

[MrWizzard]

Maybe divine intervention.

Maybe modern medicine.

Maybe Both.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Dark magic employed by teams of necromancers.

 

[JulesMaximus]

$

 

[randomint]

the undying desire to exploit the wealth of the poor through deception and his scarily attainable goal of making America the most hated nation in the world before he dies

 

[KK]

he's staying alive just to piss off the democrats.

 

[tasmanian]

He made a deal with the devil. He will guide George Bush to kill more us soldiers so satan has more boy toys.

 

[yowolabi]

He still has obligations to fulfill to Satan. He's not getting out of them that easy.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
Topic Title: What's keeping this guy alive?

Obviously Oil

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
Topic Title: What's keeping this guy alive?

Obviously Oil

:thumbsup:

 

[MiniDoom]

'only the good die young'.

 

[StageLeft]

haha good responses.

 

[SparkyJJO]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
Topic Title: What's keeping this guy alive?

Obviously Oil

:roll:

 

[ElFenix]

the blood of newborn labrador puppies. he consumes a litter a fortnight. and a shih-tzu every full moon.

 

[foghorn67]

Remember the Simpsons episode when they through Burns was an alien? That will explain it.

 

[WHAMPOM]

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
"He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest."

If most of these happened after the quadruple bypass, then I would hazzard that The Curse Of Tippecanoe is now happening to Vice Presidents after being broken by Ronald Regan.

The obvious lack of a wooden stake or silver bullet.

 

[IGBT]

..he was a 4 pack a day smoker. I hear he still sneaks a smoke or two from time to time.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: KK
he's staying alive just to piss off anyone with any sense of goodness on Planet Earth.

/fixed.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: rdubbz420
'only the good die young'.

ouch!

 

[aberdeen5]

God's love

 

[DaShen]

The blood of many babies... or oil

just kidding

 

[squirrel dog]

I like his nick name."Big".

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: 5to1baby1in5
"He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest."

If most of these happened after the quadruple bypass, then I would hazzard that The Curse Of Tippecanoe is now happening to Vice Presidents after being broken by Ronald Regan.

what's keeping him alive is modern medicine. my grandfather had a massive heart attack in 1984. they gave him 12 years at best to live. he only has 14% of his heart functioning and still he is more active than most people his age. he still drives, still golfs, still travels, because he's had good surgeons, good specialists, good medicines, and a good attitude.

 

[LtPage1]

Alien DNA, duh.

 

[dennilfloss]

The One Ring.:Q