What would you do in this situation?

[Chunkee]

UUUUGH!!!!

Tis real doubters.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp

jC

 

[waggy]

well..i would shit my pants.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Wouldn't call it so much a Catch 22 as just an "Oh Shit" moment.

 

[joesmoke]

id rape the shark

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
UUUUGH!!!!

Go check what a Catch 22 is first

 

[apac]

chopped?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

After learning what a Catch-22 is I'd learn what Photoshop is and then I wouldn't need to worry about the shark because it isn't there.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: waggy
well..i would shit my pants.

Seriously...

"oh fuck, oh fuck, oh god please, holy shit..", etc..

 

[BigToque]

At least the shark doesn't have a laser...

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: Chunkee
UUUUGH!!!!

Go check what a Catch 22 is first

 

[SlitheryDee]

I'd ask the guy taking the picture to help me.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
After learning what a Catch-22 is I'd learn what Photoshop is and then I wouldn't need to worry about the shark because it isn't there.

 

[Alone]

OP, you didn't notice the big dividing line in the center?

 

[HappyPuppy]

I would jump into the water, drop my shorts, bare my ass to the shark and hope that it just wanted to rape me.

 

[WHAMPOM]

A little pixilation and that would blend right in.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

the Catch 22 here is trying to decide whether to post about how stupid the OP is for not knowing what a Catch 22 is and how his true topic doesn't apply or actually replying to the actual topic as it is actually pretty interesting...

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
A little pixilation and that would blend right in.

Sorry MoMo JoJo

Tis real.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles
the Catch 22 here is trying to decide whether to post about how stupid the OP is for not knowing what a Catch 22 is and how his true topic doesn't apply or actually replying to the actual topic as it is actually pretty interesting...

<facepalm>

You might consider that a dilemma, but it's not a Catch 22 either.

Fuck, did anyone actually read the book?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
id jump the shark

Fixed.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: Chunkee

Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
A little pixilation and that would blend right in.

Sorry MoMo JoJo

Tis real.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharkkayak.asp

The one with the surfer going toward the wave with the sharklike silhouette is way creepier though, even though it turned out to be a dolphin.

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[FP]

Catch-22??? Huh?

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
I'd ask the guy taking the picture to help me.

This.

 

[DrPizza]

So much pwnage in a single thread. First, there's the OP who doesn't have a clue what "catch 22" means. Then there's:

Originally posted by: Alone
OP, you didn't notice the big dividing line in the center?

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
After learning what a Catch-22 is I'd learn what Photoshop is and then I wouldn't need to worry about the shark because it isn't there.

Originally posted by: apac
chopped?

Originally posted by: WHAMPOM
A little pixilation and that would blend right in.

And, to answer the question, there have been several people in kayaks who have had their kayaks "tasted" by sharks. I'd build a bigger living room with a huge mantle so I could hang that kayak over the fireplace. Til the day I died, I be telling every grandchild that came to my house, "did I tell you about the time a great white shark bit my kayak while I was in the middle of the ocean?"

 

[lupi]

I remember a program showing some video just on the other side of the shark nets around the cape there, think it was during one of the shark week runs, and you could just about hop from fin to fin they were packed so tight and walk a good distance out to sea without getting wet.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
After learning what a Catch-22 is I'd learn what Photoshop is and then I wouldn't need to worry about the shark because it isn't there.

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Snopes says it's real, but who knows if snopes is always right or not.