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This song is an ode to femininity. It is in dutch, but so much fun.

Who can think of more lines ?

Me, just throwing some random words together in a creative way :
"
Als ik dronken zit te hipsen, denk ik aan je baarmoederwandje gipsen
Ik steek mijn gok onder je rok
Met mijn lepel stimuleer ik je klepel.

Ik swaffel je met mijn gaffel
Ik zaai zo graag in je vlaai.

Ik steek mijn zerk in je kerk
Alsof ik het gat in je broek dichtnaai

Ik hoos in je roos
Ik vul je doos
Want je weet dat ik zo graag van je liefde snaai.
Soms laat je zo hard een v-scheet , dat ik bijna weg waai

Extreem, deze text, ik weet het.
Dat komt door de rum, fatsoen vergeet het...

Ik ben zo geil
In jouw tempel der liefde zoek ik mijn heil.
"
Roel C. Verburg - Ik koester je oester (Lounge).



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The lyrics are obvious :
Sexual transmitted diseases are even mentioned in Leviticus 15 of the bible.
(note, there are many versions of the written texts of the bible...)

Something to think about... Think asymptomatic carriers of STD... It is a bit outdated...
It is either that or they failed to mention as critical issue that the seven days were actually a seven days antibiotics cure.
Perhaps even medicine from a wise old woman or wise old man, who was burned at the stake or drowned.

But the best way is to make funny songs about it.

This one is in dutch.

My personal version after hearing the players when going out and mingle, complain a long time ago :
"
Brand brand brand in het bordeel.
Gonorroe is van jou nu alweer een deel.

Je lul valt er zo nog zeker vanaf.
je denkt ook niet na, het is je straf.
Hatsjee !

Tweede couplet , retteketet :

Brand brand brand in het bordeel.
Gonorroe is van jou nu alweer een deel.

Het voelt aan alsof je je snee met schuurpapier hebt geveegd.
Je hebt in je geiligheid weer eens niet naar condooms gestreefd !
Hatsjee !
"

Pietje Potent - Brand in het bordeel

 
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Kaido said:
My carpal tunnel hurts just watching that :tearsofjoy:
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I know, right ...

The speed with which she plays this instrument is incredible.


Then there's also this one, from a different artist that is also covering her face, but also in the same instrument:

 
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