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What is your favorite one-liner from a movie?

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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

Long version:

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!
 
Bl0cks said:
Pineapple Express
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, mother****er!
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Reminds me of the one from Knocked Up:

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

and

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd.
 
Dazed and Confused
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
 
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...
[turns and addresses rest of platoon]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Hartman turns to Pyle]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Open your mouth!
[shoves jelly doughnut into PYLE's mouth]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: They're payin' for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!
 
Boondock Saints - Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!

Heartbreak Ridge - With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.
 
RPD said:
I laughed my ass off and rewinded it about 5 times. Classic.

There's a lot in Super Troopers but:
Gimme a litre o' cola.
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Oh god I say that all the time!

My wife will ask me what I want to drink and thd default answer is always "litre o'cola"
 
No one has added anything from Anchorman?????!!!!!! WTF?

David Koechner (Champ Kind): ... what in the hell is diversity?
Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): ... well, I I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era ...

Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): ... they named it San Diego ... which of course in German means a whale's vagina ...

Brian Fantana: Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. [cringes] It's a formidable scent; it stings the nostrils in a good way.
Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.
 
Kadarin said:
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

Long version:

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!
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Can't believe it took so long to get an AoD line, considering how many amazing 1 liners are in that movie.

"It's a trick, get an axe."

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. "

"Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. "

"Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king ... *kisses girl*"
 
Harrison Ford on ice-planet Hoth before going out to search for Luke Skywalker, the totally unnecessarily hostile line
"Well, then I'll see you in HELL!!!!"


WTF? response lol
 
Iocain powder. It is oderless, tasteless, and completely undetectable.

A scene later

*after sniffing the some residue* Iocain powder, I'd bet my life on it!

That one always cracks me up.

"Get back witch!"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
 
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