What is your favorite one-liner from a movie?

[Kirby]

http://thugbot.net/lebowski/

 

[Kadarin]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

Long version:

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!

 

[punjabiplaya]

True Lies

You're fired.

 

[edmundoab]

Jerry Maguire - "you complete me"

 

[her209]

Pineapple Express
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, mother****er!

Reminds me of the one from Knocked Up:

Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I fuckin' hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Shit makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up. I can't let you in cause you're old as fuck. For this club, you know, not for the earth.

and

Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a black midget in the crowd.

 

[her209]

Jerry Maguire - "you complete me"

Show me the MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[her209]

Tropic Thunder
Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.

 

[her209]

Dazed and Confused
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

 

[gigahertz20]

You can f**k me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.

Elizabeth Shue in "Leaving Las Vegas"

LOL, I'm going to watch that movie just to hear her say that.

 

[jellyrole]

“Do or do not... there is no try.”

Yoda

 

[dmcowen674]

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave

 

[oppie1]

"what did Migs say to you?"
"he said....'i can smell your wise and beautiful woman'"

 

[oppie1]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you were hungry...
[turns and addresses rest of platoon]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
[rest of recruits get in front-leaning-rest position, Hartman turns to Pyle]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Open your mouth!
[shoves jelly doughnut into PYLE's mouth]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: They're payin' for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!

 

[misle]

"What are you looking at Sugartits?" - Braveheart

 

[sdifox]

I'll making him an offer he can't refuse.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Go ahead, make my day

I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

The clock's ticking, Pops, and I'm only getting older.

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Clint. Probably a bazillion more.

 

[kotss]

Boondock Saints - Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!

Heartbreak Ridge - With all due respect, sir, you're beginning to bore the hell out of me.

 

[lokiju]

I laughed my ass off and rewinded it about 5 times. Classic.

There's a lot in Super Troopers but:
Gimme a litre o' cola.

Oh god I say that all the time!

My wife will ask me what I want to drink and thd default answer is always "litre o'cola"

 

[Modelworks]

Aliens - too many to list
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090605/quotes

 

[smitbret]

No one has added anything from Anchorman?????!!!!!! WTF?

David Koechner (Champ Kind): ... what in the hell is diversity?
Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): ... well, I I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era ...

Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): ... they named it San Diego ... which of course in German means a whale's vagina ...

Brian Fantana: Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. [cringes] It's a formidable scent; it stings the nostrils in a good way.
Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

 

[TheVrolok]

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!

Long version:

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?!

Can't believe it took so long to get an AoD line, considering how many amazing 1 liners are in that movie.

"It's a trick, get an axe."

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. "

"Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. "

"Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king ... *kisses girl*"

 

[mizzou]

Harrison Ford on ice-planet Hoth before going out to search for Luke Skywalker, the totally unnecessarily hostile line
"Well, then I'll see you in HELL!!!!"


WTF? response lol

 

[xSauronx]

I see a few from Princess Bride, and it's simply INCONCEIVABLE that none of them are, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

came here to post this and this.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

DESTROY ALL CLOSETS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZtGOef5aCg

 

[Cogman]

Iocain powder. It is oderless, tasteless, and completely undetectable.

A scene later

*after sniffing the some residue* Iocain powder, I'd bet my life on it!

That one always cracks me up.

"Get back witch!"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"