What is your favorite one-liner from a movie?

[pyonir]

"Pool and a pond... Pond would be good for you."

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMkXY6MN96E&feature=related

end of that clip

 

[ahenkel]

There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives - Idiocracy

 

[Ronstang]

"I want my two dollars!!"

 

[gigahertz20]

Ghost Busters:


Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!



Major Payne has some great ones:


You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

 

[Corn]

"Gimme some sugar baby........"

 

[Bibble]

This is a tough choice, so I will submit two nominees.

Blazing Saddles: "Where the white women at?"

Ghost Busters: "Yes, it's true...this man has no dick."

 

[Fritzo]

City Slickers: When Jack Palance said "I crap bigger'n you..."

 

[IronWing]

What about our relationship?

That book changed my life, knowwhatimean?

 

[vi edit]

That John Denver is full of shit man.

 

[Away]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

 

[dennilfloss]

I'll be back.

 

[lxskllr]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

http://5z8.info/ip-stealer_qfp

 

[Aikouka]

I see a few from Princess Bride, and it's simply INCONCEIVABLE that none of them are, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[deadlyapp]

Why does it always have to be just one?!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"

Muffley - Dr. Strangelove

"[FONT=helvetica, arial]Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"[/FONT]

"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? "

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you can be a modern art master piece! What's your name fat buddy?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

FMJ is the best fucking movie ever
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes

 

[Slapstick]

Another from FMJ, "the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as brown stain on the matress."

 

[Bignate603]

Ah... that's the one I was going to pick (referenced in my sig)

I guess I'll have to go with a different one from the Princess Bride: "We are men of action, lies do not become us."

There's yet another good one...

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

 

[Dedpuhl]

"Donny, you're out of your element"

or

"What's up, baby. What's up, sluts?"

 

[AVAFREAK182]

"Do you puff peckers boy? I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

 

[Bl0cks]

Pineapple Express
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, mother****er!

 

[Bl0cks]

DP ftl

 

[RPD]

Robocop: "Bitches, leave."

I laughed my ass off and rewinded it about 5 times. Classic.

There's a lot in Super Troopers but:
Gimme a litre o' cola.

 

[battle donkey]

"You are the authority on what is not possible[...]"

Gattaca has a ton of good quotes.

 

[jermy]

from boondock brothers "DING DONG MOTHERF*CKERS!!! DING DONG!!!" xD

 

[cardiac]

You can f**k me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.

Elizabeth Shue in "Leaving Las Vegas"