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What is your favorite one-liner from a movie?

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Ghost Busters:


Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!



Major Payne has some great ones:


You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.
 
This is a tough choice, so I will submit two nominees.

Blazing Saddles: "Where the white women at?"

Ghost Busters: "Yes, it's true...this man has no dick."
 
I see a few from Princess Bride, and it's simply INCONCEIVABLE that none of them are, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
 
mmntech said:
Why does it always have to be just one?!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"

Muffley - Dr. Strangelove

"[FONT=helvetica, arial]Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"[/FONT]
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"Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? "

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you can be a modern art master piece! What's your name fat buddy?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

FMJ is the best fucking movie ever
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes
 
Another from FMJ, "the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as brown stain on the matress."
 
mrjminer said:
Ah... that's the one I was going to pick (referenced in my sig)

I guess I'll have to go with a different one from the Princess Bride: "We are men of action, lies do not become us."
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There's yet another good one...

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."
 
You can f**k me in the ass. You can cum on my face. Just keep it out of my hair. I just washed it.

Elizabeth Shue in "Leaving Las Vegas"
 
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