What is your favorite one-liner from a movie?

mugs

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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.
 

lxskllr

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I don't really watch movies. This is one of my favorite one liners from a song.

Lou Reed - Last Great American Whale

It's like what my painter friend Donald said to me
***Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done***
 

BoomerD

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There's at least a dozen from Full Metal Jacket, but for this thread, I'll go with this one:

"Kids. Can't live with them, can't kill them."
Grumpy Old Men.
 

Crow550

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They Live

"I've come here today to kick ass & chew bubble gum & I'm all out of bubble gum...."
 

WT

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HEY BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?! JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B- [gets cut off by the ending music]
 

mmntech

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Why does it always have to be just one?!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"

Muffley - Dr. Strangelove

"[FONT=helvetica, arial]Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"[/FONT]
 

lokiju

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Jurassic Park "clever girl!"

Say that to my wife all the time when she does something stupid.
 

her209

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"Shut the fuck up Donny!"

"That rug really tied the room together."

"The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude."
 

mrjminer

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"I've come here today to kick ass & chew bubble gum & I'm all out of bubble gum...."

Ah... that's the one I was going to pick (referenced in my sig)

I guess I'll have to go with a different one from the Princess Bride: "We are men of action, lies do not become us."
 
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Crono

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Everything from Spaceballs. Example:

"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it."