Stop right there, you've just never really enjoyed a good cup of coffee. Too bad.
I don't drink Gatorade.
I really enjoy a glass of wine sometimes, no need to get drunk on it. Not a waste of money.
Disco? Well, it "was an evil trend and it's never ever coming back." Thank God.
I love the smell of coffee, and absolutely hate the taste. I have tried so many different types. I have added this shit and that shit, and it still tastes like shit.
Also note, I have a very strong sense of taste. Its the biggest reason I don't drink, because alcohol is so strong.