Wife freaking out over a big burgandy colored spider on our front door. Said if it bites.. it can be lethal.
Looked like this..
I'm like okay.. I'll keep an eye over it so it doesn't run into the house..
Told her to get the work gloves, she came back with a sledge hammer.
Told her to get the work gloves, she comes back with a sawzall.
Told her to get some paper towels, she comes back with my bath towel.
Arachnophobia.. yep my wife has it!!
Had to use my flip flops to destroy that terrorizing spider.. it's in several pieces now..
Thank you for your sacrifice spider.. Wife is much calmer now..