double 1stworldwhammy
2 nights ago I ordered a Native Instruments Maschine Mk3 in the limited edition Vapor Gray color, they only made 250 and somehow I found one, I never get lucky like that! Welp, got the shipping confirmation yesterday and noticed it was for the Ultraviolet color (limited edition too) If you Google it, it's ummm, a very interesting color. Not what I ordered so I called. They had no idea what was going on, but got back to me saying it was probably a typo in the update and I should probably get the Vapor Gray one. But 30 minutes later another email saying no, it's going to be the UV color. BOOOO! I'm not Prince, and I'm not a pimp so I don't know how the hell a bright ass purple on purple drum machine is going to fit in with the rest of my computer shit. I mean my keyboard and mouse are gaming so they have lots of RGBZ and I can make them purple I guess.
2nd whammy, the order was for that and a 1/4 microphone adapter which I ordered just to have one. They should have shipped together, but Fedex just delivered a box which is the size of a 6 pack bars of soap. There's no need to open it as I know what can't be in it lol. Was due today, but I didn't expect anything today because in the morning the Fedex info still was on "label created" with an expected delivery of 1/18 by 12PM . Looking at the tracking now, Fedex still says they don't have the package yet. But 12 PM delivery has changed to "by end of day" HOW I am supposed to make beats now? I might have to wait until tomorrow, or maybe, shit longer. I'm sure calling Fedex won't help either. And I still don't know if what's coming will be Vapor Gray or Ultraviolet.
OHHH yeah another 1stworldproblem. For a few months now I've been donating plasma 2x a week. The US is in super short supply right now, and they give you some cash for your time, not a ton but it's something and I'm helping those in need, so it's a win/win in my eyes. Anywho a friend who doesn't understand shit even after it's been explained thinks I'm going for blood transfusions. I found it humorous, but they told some people we both know that I've been going in every week for months for blood transfusions. So 2 people think I'm fucking dying lol. When I explained to 1 what I'm doing they laughed because they actually knew what it was right away. The other I explained it veeeery basic, and it still went over their head with the call ending question of "you're going to be okay though right?" And 1 other person keeps telling me that donating plasma's stupid and dangerous right now because it weakens your immune system and I could get Covid so much easier. Which is a stark contrast to the Covid is a hoax people, but annoying none the less lol. I laughed and told them back in the 90's I'd donated plasma about 200 times. They told me I'm lucky to still be healthy and asked if I had any idea the damage that did to my immune system.